Artist is @ corndoggylol on twitter. Stalk him with a follow if you want to, child.
Goodbye Regular season. By my spreadsheet that was 272 NFL games you could bet on, meaning a single bet/game (which I did) would mean you risked 54,400 
. Being a savy better (like me) you surely got some return on investment. Over the season I netted +573 (week 18 killed me), so with all that risk and reward I'm up 1.053%! Look out for me Wall Street! 
I'm also -43,200 on Dramacoin scholarships to anyone who asked for money to gamble, while I never asked for anyone to pay it back @Freak-Off did to the tune of 12,600 dc essentially borrowed. You can see that I'm a true financial megamind.
Playoff time: 4 threads left & 13 games left to bet on- WildCard (6), Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1)
Here's the bracket- your team is in it. Right, anon?
If you weren't in it, your team surely is shaking off some dead weight and acquiring new talent so next year can be your year. Happy Black Monday, you got it champ! I was going to find a nice list of all the firings, but haven't found one yet. We'll see if that changes.
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Wild card weekend is 2 Saturday games (4:30 & 8), 3 Sunday games (1, 4:30, 8), and 1 Monday Night Game (8)
2 Points of order
1. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. Voting will be open until the announcements prior to the super bowl because why not.
2. I'm doing one bonus bet in this thread only! Of the 14 teams in the playoffs, pick the Super Bowl Champion. This will close prior to the first game at SATURDAY JAN 11TH 4:00 EASTERN TIME (US) 
Who will be the Super Bowl LIX Winner
AFC-1 Chiefs (15-2) - 32 bets
NFC-1 Lions (15-2) - 47 bets
AFC-2 Bills (13-4) - 16 bets
NFC-2 Eagles (14-3) - 26 bets - WINNER!
AFC-3 Ravens (12-5) - 20 bets
NFC-3 Buccaneers (10-7) - 5 bets
AFC-4 Texans (10-7) - 4 bets
NFC-4 Rams (10-7) - 7 bets
AFC-5 Chargers (11-6) - 3 bets
NFC-5 Vikings (14-3) - 4 bets
AFC-6 Steelers (10-7) - 6 bets
NFC-6 Commanders (formerly Football Team (formerly Redskins)) (12-5) - 5 bets
AFC-7 Broncos (10-7) - 7 bets
NFC-7 Packers (11-6) - 4 bets
I was really lazy this week and didn't save much of anything clip related. Here's more of the duck from that Buccaneers game
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past tense.
Colts was was a backup QB, and to be quite frank not a worry even with Malik Willis at the helm. They took the lead and kept it.
Jags game was bad and should have never been that close, but at least the offense was putting points on the board
Bears game was worse and the point at which I the doomer switch was thrown.
It's like you didn't even read my post
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I did read it. Just thought that line about them being able to easily beat worse teams was cope.
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also added you to football chayt
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A large part of any run as a fan is hope which is sometimes cope, brother. I really don't think I was being facetious about that while also being honest about where expectations were met vs not met. Jacksonville was the half game where Jordan Love had the injury and Malik Willis came out and got the job done in the 2nd half.
That was a game of disappointment/ horror (again) and hope. Because the Packers literally just paid this guy and he's hurt again and also he wasn't so great recovering, and hope that LaFleur is enough of an offensive trickster playcalling that even a backup we got at the 11th hour for a 6 or 6th round pick could still operate the young but skilled and hungry offense to victory against a number of defenses.
The capital-C cope was Jordan Love was going to be reliably at his top game once the injuries cleared up (this was the cope for many games and multiple injuries let this hope fester after both injuries). Packers with Love got to the late season and only reinforced my doomer-B tier nightmares as they got cleared by Vikes and Lions a 2nd time. Bears L was truly hope killing because the Bears didn't even do that well on either side.
Chicago beating the Packers is them winning the super bowl and Lions or Vikes could win the real one. This is truly a divisional horror story and I'd feel better if they lost it for some reason that wasn't J Love throwing 3 interceptions into the guts of defenders and giving me the worst Favre type flashbacks.
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I'm a Panthers fan, so I don't even bother coping anymore.
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What?
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