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NFL Playoffs Wildcard Betting Thread- The gang's all here edition

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Goodbye Regular season. By my spreadsheet that was 272 NFL games you could bet on, meaning a single bet/game (which I did) would mean you risked 54,400 :marseycoin:. Being a savy better (like me) you surely got some return on investment. Over the season I netted +573 (week 18 killed me), so with all that risk and reward I'm up 1.053%! Look out for me Wall Street! :marseycapitalistmanlet: :marseystocksup: I'm also -43,200 on Dramacoin scholarships to anyone who asked for money to gamble, while I never asked for anyone to pay it back @Freak-Off did to the tune of 12,600 dc essentially borrowed. You can see that I'm a true financial megamind. :marseybigbrain:

Playoff time: 4 threads left & 13 games left to bet on- WildCard (6), Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1)

Here's the bracket- your team is in it. Right, anon?

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If you weren't in it, your team surely is shaking off some dead weight and acquiring new talent so next year can be your year. Happy Black Monday, you got it champ! I was going to find a nice list of all the firings, but haven't found one yet. We'll see if that changes.

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo @SpudsMackenzie

Wild card weekend is 2 Saturday games (4:30 & 8), 3 Sunday games (1, 4:30, 8), and 1 Monday Night Game (8)

2 Points of order

1. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. Voting will be open until the announcements prior to the super bowl because why not.

2. I'm doing one bonus bet in this thread only! Of the 14 teams in the playoffs, pick the Super Bowl Champion. This will close prior to the first game at SATURDAY JAN 11TH 4:00 EASTERN TIME (US) :marseyfortuneteller:

Who will be the Super Bowl LIX Winner

AFC-1 Chiefs (15-2) - 32 bets

NFC-1 Lions (15-2) - 47 bets

AFC-2 Bills (13-4) - 16 bets

NFC-2 Eagles (14-3) - 26 bets - WINNER!

AFC-3 Ravens (12-5) - 20 bets

NFC-3 Buccaneers (10-7) - 5 bets

AFC-4 Texans (10-7) - 4 bets

NFC-4 Rams (10-7) - 7 bets

AFC-5 Chargers (11-6) - 3 bets

NFC-5 Vikings (14-3) - 4 bets

AFC-6 Steelers (10-7) - 6 bets

NFC-6 Commanders (formerly Football Team (formerly Redskins)) (12-5) - 5 bets

AFC-7 Broncos (10-7) - 7 bets

NFC-7 Packers (11-6) - 4 bets

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The wisdom of the almighty football chat (! mensfootball) (reply if you want to be included or just join that ping group) super duper insider trading bets will include who will win the NFC and AFC Championships to represent in the Super Bowl this year. If 1 in 14 bets were too risky but 1 in 7 sits right we're going for it.


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AFC

Chiefs - 25 bets - WINNER!

Bills - 25 bets

Ravens - 14 bets

Texans - 3 bets

Chargers - 3 bets

Steelers - 4 bets

Broncos - 14 bets

feel free to contradict your other bets to soften your W/L's or double/triple/quadruple chuck it :marseygambling#:

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NFC boyz, please vote everyone but Packers from here so I might get extra dramacoin

Lions - 41 bets

Eagles - 34 bets - WINNER!

Buccaneers - 9 bets

Rams - 8 bets

Vikings - 4 bets

Commies (They love them 'Skins) - 4 bets

Packers - 14 bets

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What do they pack?

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Male fudge

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Kraft Dinner


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betrayed by the macaroni boys once again :marseyladybugitsover:

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I'm all in on the Kraft Packers.

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:marseykingcrown#:


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@Aisha, I'm gonna need you to vote for Sean Peyton a little harder than this

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:marcusfootball#: The games go here

Saturday 4:30

Chargers - 28 bets

Texans - 21 bets - WINNER!

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Saturday 8:00

Steelers - 25 bets

Ravens - 60 bets - WINNER!

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Sunday 1:00

Broncos - 33 bets

Bills - 61 bets - WINNER!

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Sunday 4:30

Packers - 11 bets

Eagles - 49 bets - WINNER!

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Sunday 8:00

Commanders - 30 bets - WINNER!

Buccaneers - 45 bets

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Monday 8:00

Vikings - 42 bets

Rams - 35 bets - WINNER!

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FRICKING STUPID FRAUD VIKINGS

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From zero to 3250DC!!! Im back baby!!! PERIODT

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Gotta take these odds on the Commies even though I want the Bucs to win.

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What odds?

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There were about 3x as many bets on the Bucs when I bet.

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:marseygunshotsuicide:

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Posting a bit late on my end :marseyslowpoke:...but uh...

...I thought about you a bit after the game on Sunday :marseyspongebobsmug:

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Packers lost 5 games to playoff teams by a total of 15 points. Literally a field goal was all that separated them from winning against the next tier of teams and they managed to lose them all.

Losing to the Bears and just injuring starters in what should have been an easy W just confirmed that we're fricking cooked. Chicago won its super bowl at least.


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:#marseytwerking:


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Bears twitter is already in "Here's how the North is ours next year" mode (they always do that, but they're more delusional than usual and earlier). Truly a titanic L.


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"Maybe next year" is the official motto of Chicagoans


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I've had the Packers on fraudwatch since they barely beat the Jags.

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I will do a cathartic Packers post-mortem.

They ended up as the B-tier team who can easily beat worse teams and somehow lose every single time to anyone operating a tier higher (and then also the Bears). Staying competitive with top tier teams is nice, it's normally as good of a sign as a loss can be, but consistently losing those games means you're securely the lil-bro right now. This was only made worse by both the Lions and Vikings deciding they would be the top of the NFC this year.

Lots of Packers hopium depended on 1. the Defense getting better and 2. Later season 2023/aka Toyotathon J Love becoming the norm and 3. Josh Jacobs & Xavier McKinney being worth their weight in their contracts. 4. Finding a fricking kicker (Post-Mason Crosby, the Packers have been terrorized by kickers who can not be relied on for even routine 30-50 yard kicks.).

3. Happened big ups for signing these guys. 4. Happened, McManus broke a streak of several kickers who simply couldn't make it and of course he missed one in the Philly game to mock my trust in him. 1. For sure happened, but considering most of that defense were the same people as last year, the Jeff Hafley experiment worked. Basically every Packers game including that wildcard game, were made winnable by the Defense. Offense just didn't show up against good opponents; to break it down: the run game, lead by Jacobs absolutely showed up (but RB's 2-4 Wison, Brooks, and Loyd (& like 4 other receivers who get used as occasional RBs) all came through especially in 2.5 games when J Love was out and the offense was 70-80% running/screens). ##2## was the problem. This was not completely J Love problem. Packers receivers are nearly all on rookie contracts, they are young and also had a pretty high drop rate. They've also been often beaten up meaning WR1 is a revolving door that seems to depend on the game, whose playing and who happens to be hot that week. It's a strength because defenses don't know who to cover, but it's also a weakness because none of these guys seem to be consistent super heroes, they're going to miss passes, sometimes critical passes. The other side of ##2## is obviously Jordan Love dishing those passes accurately. He's got a better than most line keeping people out of his face, and he frustratingly wasn't that next-level toyotathon accurate and safe guy the offense needed him to be to actually compete in the playoffs.

Brass tax, the Packers were not winning a single game, much less actually competing unless J Love turned up to last year's end of the season/playoff mode. He was not the danger he was last season at this time despite having a better defense, a better run game, but also easily a tougher opponent. These Packers were a better team than last year and being a threat relied on him, he didn't show up and he didn't in several big games this year.

Hopefully he does the Ayahuasca thing or the darkness bullshit that got Aaron to GOAT up again this offsesason. :marseypraying:


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B-tier team who can easily beat worse teams

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I hope you had chatgpt pen that one fam

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Frick I love sports goombling, even if it's not with real money

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well that was a god awful game

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Holy frick you were not wrong about winning big if the texans actually do something lets goooo

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I neglected my twitter reposting, but twitter keeps feeding me this being possibly the fastest bullet an NFL football can be thrown to and caught by certified cheeseman Tucker Kraft by Jordan Love (both are my GuyHeros/BAEs)

!mensfootball I'm abusing the ping group once this season sorry not sorry

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I need the side by side because this was an absolute frozen rope by my boy, bo.


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Also true Nostradamus's like me feel free to fill out a bracket with how it all will go down (warning: people will be able to steal your soothsaying)

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How do infill the bracket?

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mspaint, dummy


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Special condolences to this fricking r-slur @ObamaBinLaden

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@ObamaBinLaden bro...

In a just world none of the NFC West teams would have been in.


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At least he didn't live to know :marseygunshotsuicide:

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Never trust Geno or Kirko to win games that matter, folx

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bears are gonna win

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As a proud independent woman I choose the bear :#marseyliathomas:

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Voted Chiefs because NFL will ensure Mahomes wins, so they can keep viewership high and stoke GOAT debate between him and Brady.

cute twinksi stand with israel

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They'll never appreciate the true GOAT


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unironicallly, the goat is peyton manning.

brady got bailed out by defense every time on pats dogshit qb

peyton manning is the goat, best pure QB ever and best prime

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also papa johns is the best pizza back when the papa still worked there.

Indiana neighbors rise up, shoutout pizza king too that shit trounces all NY joints indy neighbors know

cute twinksi stand with israel

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:#marseyxesright:

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:#marseyblowkiss:

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:#marseydeadinside2:

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Broncos vs Bucs in the Super Bowl, guaranteed.

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You're a coward for deleting your original comment and depriving the world of my great reply.


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I thought the bucs were in the afc

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yeah. I found that funny


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:#marseybigbrain:

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Just now reading this post. Thank you for all the coins you gave me throughout the season :marseyheart: I was net positive but didn't keep track. I bought several hats!

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lions baby let's fricking go. if the lions go to the superbowl it will be like a nuke launched in the city of detroit.

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I don't watch but I'll throw my coins at houston and wait for something to happen like usual. The other texans fans I know have been REALLY sad recently so I don't know how they made it to this bracket series if there were any qualifications.

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Texans looked like a promising up and coming young team last year, got into the playoffs, and got a win with a rookie QB having an impressive rookie season. This gives people hope for the next year.

This year they look not as good, CJ Stroud has had a sophomore slump in a lot of stats, and they're only in the playoffs because everyone else in their division are pushovers (Every division gets 1 guaranteed spot in the playoffs). They've been on fraud alert since the middle of the season, and one of their top receivers broke his leg in half recently. So they're who everyone wants to play, but that also means big wins if they actually pull of some wins.

Gamble more!


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You stupid fricks voting Broncos get the frick out of here.

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Don't discourage free money


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Bo Nix is legit

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top AFC QB amirite :xd:

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This year I'd probably say 1) Josh Allen 2) Patrick Mahomes 3) Bo Nix 4) Justin Herbert 5) Lamar Jackson.

Nix is definitely a top-10 QB league wide.

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see. this is the place for gimmick posting. not the football chat. :hmph:

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Gimmick? What's your top-5 then?

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i can tell you one thing that's objectively true.

this isn't a top 5 QB.

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Look at the past 8 games

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nah :scoot:

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I don't think this thread was made to be inclusive to trans people

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Untrue, Fans of at least 18 teams have the chance to be trans-fans and root against whoever is playing against their division rivals who managed to gatekeep their shit team out of the playoffs. It's the truest version of trans joy when you really think about it.


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Oh sorry I hate the Cowboys

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I wish the Packers could curb stomp the Cowboys for a free win again

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Help a neighbor out? :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

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got u


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Somehow someway I have enough DC to not beg!

Thanks for doing this

The only minutes of football I have watched this year are your clips.

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You're to date I think the only person who ever paid me back (not that I asked). Here's a trophy for being the only fair dealing dramanaut :marseywinner#:


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Honour is.... something or other.

Who is your Superb Owl pick this year....for 3200 DC Bucko?

I'm on Stealers I guess.

Maybe Lions beat em at the last minute

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Realistically, as much as it pains me, it might be the Lions' year. If it's the AFC I like Buffalo. But I think Eagles & Ravens still have a good shot.

In my heart, J Love is going to go super saiyan mode and get his obligatory, for Packers QBs, 1 super bowl ring before a decade plus of regular season success and heartbreaking playoff failures.

Steelers I think are at that Packers/Commies type B-tier where they look great stomping most teams, but their flaws are horribly exposed when going against good teams. I wish they'd be more creative switching out Wilson and Fields at QB and testing defenses for weaknesses against their different playstyles but :marseyshrug:.


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I won't pretend I'll ever be in a position to pay you back. But if my r-slurred bets here somehow hit I will :marseyspecial:

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No need. Just win big!


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Thank you!

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