Lazio part ways with falconer over penile implant posts

for any other non uk people here:

• Lazio is a UK FOOTY club

• They have a falcon , that flies around before games just absolutely wrecking mice on the field as a comedy show for the kids

• This falcon is operated by a falconer as we are still a few years before drones replace another job

• This falconer just upgraded his peepee, since his bird is fully natty, and wanted to show it on social media

• When he did that, Lazio, the UK FOOTY club, decided that was too spicy for them and fired the falconer. Presumably the falcon may continue to fly again, with another falconer?

Can't find the picture, but here's the Sun allegedly quoting him

Addressing his sacking, Bernabe responded: "The operation does not make me a porn star, I had a health issue. As for the president? He is not upset about the photos, he is a man too."

Prior to his exit, Bernabe revealed he had the implant to "increase his sexual performance" and had no regrets over his behaviour.

He said: "I put the video on my private profile so it's a private thing. If people then circulate it what can I do?

My conscience is clear, I published it only to let people know about the surgery.

"I've never regretted anything, let alone doing it for something that has a medical purpose.

"I had the surgery to increase my sexual performance because I am very active. I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time.

"A wonderful surgery, I had it to be as good as I was when I was young. My erection is natural but with this device I press a button that allows me to perfectly control both the erection and the timing.

"Everyone likes s*x, I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't take drugs, but I like s*x like all men and we men always try to have a greater sexual capacity.

"I would advise people to have this procedure because previously I relied daily on pills to increase my sexual potency.

"Being able to control my erection is a step forward for my life. When I have free time I always want to have s*x. I would like to do it at least once or twice a day."

I wonder if it's actually one you pump from your ball sac or if it actually has a button.

!football

Lazio supporter is a fascist sympathizer

>falconer

>it's an eagle

Poor guy...

forgot to ping @i_only_downmarsey_bad_posts

Furthermore, carp himself refers to "child molesting" rightoids in a way where the context kinda has to include me, among others. Guy's a shit stirrer. That we know for sure. Now the question is if he is some kind of glowie or anti-racism activist looking to disrupt 'racist' space. I dunno the exact specifics. I've framed this in a way that I don't where I'm basically investigating. But it is no secret he openly advocated censoring 'racists' and 'Nazis' at Ruqqus. If he isn't antifa or something similar - he'll do until the real thing comes along.

Snapshots:

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/43406950/lazio-part-ways-falconer-penile-implant-posts:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)