Dudes rock :marseydemocraticparty:

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Hillary Clinton warned that Democrats' insistence on focusing on transgender issues and spending their time condemning JK Rowling could cost them the 2024 election - and cost America democracy itself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10932979/Hillary-Clinton-warns-Democrats-obsession-transgender-issues-cost-2024-election.html

https://media.tenor.com/dHTg0boCDgEAAAAx/hillary-clinton-no.webp

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Imagine the timeline where she is president and putin randomly has a heart attack to the back of his head 23 times.

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Imagine if she had promised to take out Bibi and Putin...

:#marseycumplosion:

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2020 if Hillary won:

  • Fully automated aircraft carriers

  • Crimea is a smoking hole filled with Russian bodies

  • Iran is functionally a U.S.-Israeli military base after the nuclear deal just turned out to be a trap to trigger UN resolution 1441-2 Electric Boogaloo

  • Gen V nuclear reactors across United States, coal miners now expert coders, fewer Sexy Indian dudes

  • Mexico and Canada considering explicit legal vassaldom to United states under NAFTA "expansion"

  • Bill Clinton follows Michelle Obama's precedent and starts a health initiative as First Man, "No fatties" Obesity rate back down to 40%

  • :!marseytrain:s just blowing Bill, not making bills

  • Abortions up 200%, blacks down to 5% of population

  • Hollywood doesn't feel the need to virtue signal against Trump and stays white, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen get back into acting due to more roles and their agents keep them healthier, they call an ambulance immediately when Heath Ledger is ODing, and we get 20 high quality Joker movies

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If only Pokemon Go hadn't released :marseyitsover:

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The question of, "does hillary clinton give decent head" keeps me up at night.

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Just think : she's married to one of the most prolific s*x pests in modern US politics, a guy who couldn't keep it in his pants more than a few months as the head of the world's 1st superpower... And they only got one kid.

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Yeah, but that's the mystery. The whole point centers around how she acts when stepping out and after the fiasco.

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:marsey#would: :horny#:

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I still can't fathom staying married to Bill Clinton.

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I don't think the Clintons beat Putin in a 'my enemy has died conveniently' competition.

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"I think we can all agree that Vladimir Putin is the good guy."

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:ma#rseyduck2:

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What the frick. Of course he's not our friend...I'm saying that he's not a bad guy anymore.

That's what that means.

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There's never been a good guy with the first name Vladimir.

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That why he goes by Volodymyr now. :marseywhirlyhat:

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This one's really really good

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:marseyblowkiss:

I only post the best

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She also got caught almost denying trans women are women until Chelsea cut her off.

The Queen that never was.

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Chelsea should have gotten slapped into next week.

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and cost America democracy itself.

i hate redditors so much

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Another one: early in the 2016 primaries, she said Dems needed to compromise to get an abortion bill passed because Roe v Wade was on shaky ground. The Redditors/DUers/DailyKosers lost their shit and she changed her position to "YOU GET AN ABORTION, YOU GET AN ABORTION, EVERYONE GETS AN ABORTION!"

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I think democrats probably understand that koala bears aren't actually bears. But someone they are confused that trans women are actually women. I think think trans women are more closely related to koala bears than they are to human women.

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:#marseykoalahug:

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I think think trans women are more closely related to koala bears than they are to human women.

Do trains eat poop like Koalas?

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No but they have similar rates of syphilis

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Why is the federal government getting involved in shit like this, though? I thought the states had rights or something.

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To stop federal funding to go to groups who support stupid things, like colleges?

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yeah, states can still train out their students if they want, butt they wont get fedrral funding if they do. Its rhe same way the feds force states to set 21 as minimum drinking age, if rhey dont then they dont grt highway funding

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Doesnt that mean the rest supported it?

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The other two Democrat senators?

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Ahh

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There are only 47 Democratic senators. I don't fricking understand why they are throwing our party down the potty in order to protect :!marseytrain:s, I'm genuinely mad.

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because the literal only thing dems are into is being the opposition party. they MIGHT NOT bend to their activist wing next election but what's the point in pivoting right when voters arent there to hear it?

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You will never be a public company. You have no revenues, you have no growth, you have no monetizable user base. You are a website for basement dwellers twisted by venture capital and ad networks into a crude mockery of business' perfection.

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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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