I did this once, there was a Christmas toy drive in front of the walmart and I bought some toys, said "Hey Fellas" to what turned out to be 2 lady cops. But when they've got the uniform on and toques and winter coats you can't tell what they are. Police should only be men anyways and they already know this so frick them.
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.
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What would the world be without our English Roses
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Prettier.
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Most feminine bong foid
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: Wot did u say u fukkin gobshite? I'm a feeemayl police officah, innit!
: I AM IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE AND SAFETY! STOP RESISTING! (mag dumps, reloads)
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I did this once, there was a Christmas toy drive in front of the walmart and I bought some toys, said "Hey Fellas" to what turned out to be 2 lady cops. But when they've got the uniform on and toques and winter coats you can't tell what they are. Police should only be men anyways and they already know this so frick them.
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I think they took that literally.
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Odds this is a butch lesbian who'll out within the year?
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Wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually some cute butch terf and being misgendered made her seethe cause she thought the guy assumed she was trans
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She's not trans?
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Watch the video, he asks the same question
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lmao this guy kept pushing, pretty based
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My aunt looks like this. She lives alone on a mountain. Also gay.
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Based as frick.
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This is what BLACK BVLLS are stealing from you, yt boi! YOU MAD?
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James Bond lied to us all.
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Oh Allah I've only ever asked for one of thing: for the civilized world to nuke Bongistan ASAP
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"Oi m8 u got a loicense to misgendah me?!?"
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he can't arrest shit doesn't even have a gun haha
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.
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