Imagine being a british scrote, spending all your pocket money to go get shitfaced and frick b-words in Spain, and THAT is the best you can do. You could've just gone to Bournemouth.
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I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLpH 1yr ago#3991034
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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: Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with trans lives matter included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!
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literally every bong zoomer that isnt a pakistani looks like that good luck
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Imagine being a british scrote, spending all your pocket money to go get shitfaced and frick b-words in Spain, and THAT is the best you can do. You could've just gone to Bournemouth.
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Poor guy is gonna be so embarrassed when his friends see it.
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Good point. I think the best option would be for them all to just become gay or only frick chicks when they're in Spain at this point.
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Do they find him tho?
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Not a chance lmao
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It’s over for clubcels
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Truly the most disgusting vermin to ever exist
but at least they're actually fricking
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It's not even born yet. Just yeet it and leave him alone whore. Trans lives matter
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Name the baby below
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I'll start: Potty Baby Tenerife
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If you look carefully you can see bald spot.
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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Good bit
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trans lives matter
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