Schitzo Hallucinates a Man Jerking Off. Blames Men.

My husband and I went out to a concert in our city. Took an Uber and as soon as we exited the car I noticed a man laying on the sidewalk about 20 feet up from us, against a retaining wall. It was dark but I could clearly see him laying on his back stroking his peepee. Just right there in the night air.

It made me so envious of men and their ability to be so oblivious to their surroundings. We were downtown in a large city at night— to me this means head on a swivel, be alert, and make sure you look alert and not like a target.

So my question is this: What is your inner monologue when out and about? And what is your partners? Are men really oblivious most of the time or did I just get two examples of it in one night as a coincidence?