https://old.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/17npffq/guy_based_my_worth_off_an_iphone
GUY BASED MY WORTH OFF AN iPhone
Met this guy at uni he wasn't the best looking but he was nice we get to talking and he jokes about how I have An Android (he. Has an iPhone btw) so I jokingly reply with a sassy remark and say "well if my android is a problem maybe you should buy me an iPhone." He smriks and say"I have to see if you're iPhone Material ." I get offended slightly and he says it was. Joke
Joke or not I didn't find it funny and I said I am no longer interested lol I need opinions and I crazy?
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This is why the lightest of bants sent the foid spiraling in case anyone was wondering.
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He was supposed to grovel for some crumbs
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I don't know man, dude got into her head, game is game.
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This is cuck fiction
Trans lives matter
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Yes sweetie, all reddit posts are cuck fiction.
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No but mosr posted by frocho absolutely are. She's got that cuckdar
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This is absolutely fair
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It's one of worst emojis but it's usually right
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i look down on you if you have an iphone
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Android: Smart/Poor
iPhone: Rich/Dumb
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Pixel: Centrist-Contrarian and needs to be beaten in the streets like a dog
Sent from my Google Pixel 7 Pro.
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Pixela has the audio jack.
I WILL NOT BLUETOOTH
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3.5mm AUX cables are racist and colonialist
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You will get the blue teeth and be happy with them.
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I just have like 3 Pixel 4a's because they're the last good pixel phone (+headphone jack) and are actually a good size(STOP MAKING HUGE PHONES YOU BIPOCS I LIKE SMALL PHONES NO I'M NOT ASIAN I HAVE LARGE HANDS I JUST LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE MY ENTIRE PHONE WITH ONE HAND AND MY THUMB FRICK OFF 
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I can also
-maxx and install GrapheneOS on them, which is great. I keep grabbing em on ebay when I see them available, they're like $100 max
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I kind of regret not getting the pro version of the Pixel. The only reason I didn't get it was that it was too huge. Even the normal Pixel 7 was huge compared to my old phone. No idea why all modern phones have such absurd dimensions.
If someone offered a small phone with top of the line cameras I'd buy it in an instant, but unfortunately all the good cameras are locked up in these huge phones.
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The Samsung Flip has a high-end camera. Not the best one, but its pretty good.
Pretty retro and nice sized, but girly as frick.
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Hweiwei (or whatever): Anarcho-centrist.
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iPhone
Android
Motorola Razr
Brick
Landline
Wireless headset
PinePhone
GrapheneOS
Huawei
!besties what kind of person
uses these phones? 
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Pinephone is for people with a terabyte of CP
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i'm imagining an external hdd just dangling from the phone
lmbo
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Probably closer to the truth than not tbh
There is no reason to neurodivergentally encrypt the entire OS while still using cell phone infra unless you have very specific files to hide. They'll triangulate your location if you have a SIM, so pinecels are clearly hiding data
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Interesting. I'm not really
sure what pinephone is please 
explain for us !codecels 
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Pinephone is a linux based cellphone with tech a full decade behind everything else.
It is entirely degoogled, idk if it runs apks or binaries or what, but allows you all manner of linux spergery, most importantly full drive encryption.
I'm not sure if they upgraded it or what the current specs are but it's like a phone, but worse and more expensive in every way and I cant imagine the bluetooth works right
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it was never "googled" in the first place. its not android, it's not AOSP, it's just a normal ARM64 computer that you can run linux on
it just runs regular linux programs.
you can run android apps, but you have to use waydroid or something.
android already has way more sophisticated FDE and bootloader locking (this is why grapheneos' schizo dev doesn't port it to devices other than pixels). There is only one pinephone distro I know of that even has FDE.
there is a $200 one thats slow as balls and a $400 one that isn't as slow as balls but still pretty slow.
works fine
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Or wifi
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Anyone who has this should be shot
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android already does FDE what are you on about
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poser
nerd
grandma
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Cup phone
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LineageOS: libertarian
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plently of poor people have iphones on contract
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I said dumb already.
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based
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poor people use refurbished iphones or an iphone
that they bought 5 years ago.
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i look down on you if you have a phone
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If I see a dude using an iPhone I assume they are gay.
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Android is third world poor's favorite operating system.
Trans lives matter
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What if it's a free iPhone 5?
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Foids: gets the ick if your texts are green bubbles and ghosts you
Moids: makes a gentle flirty joke if your texts are green bubbles and accidentally annihilates your self-worth
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lol I didn't know dusty was a thing people except from that one woman
@ThatHoeOverThere posts say
Black lives matter
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You see it used a lot if you go neighbor scrying on twitter
Search for "neighbor + current topic" and sort by latest. You'll get the world's funniest/most r-slurred takes.
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neighbor isreal 😭😭
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Neighbor scrying on twitter is always entertaining
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sprinkle sprinkle
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bait
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Never
date 
Android 
users
Total
Green 
Bubble 
Death
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Welcome back frozen!
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Droids can't handle the bants
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um
well hiiiiiiiiii there, big boy
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This is THE MOST libertarianphilic comment I've ever witnessed ever. Aevann!
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I'll bet everything I own that this is a black queen.
No white woman, besides snow bunnies, uses “dusty” as a way to describe someone.
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They both sound pretty shallow
Formerly Chuck's.
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Welcome back FroCho
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Have you watched Pain Hustlers? for some reason I thought of you while watching it lol
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This is about a friend of mine's dad apparently? Not joking.
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Your friend's dad is John Kapoor?
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She was actually really nice, not a mean word to say about her
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the movie's about pharma reps that's why i thought of you lol
what a coincidence that you know his daughter
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Yes lmfao went to school with his daughter Olivia
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This is a troll. 2 year account with -83 karma.
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Yeah but the fact that I believe it says a lot about women.
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is everyone on this site r-slurred. i have never seen more obvious b8
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That was a good joke. She obviously couldnt come up with a good comeback.
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Sunday was her first date with another guy. I felt so happy for her. And tonight she had s*x with him. I was more nervous of what my reaction would be afterwords. But when she came home those worries melted away. It felt great to bask in her glow. I am overflowing with joy. There will be work to be done and not easy time but man. This feels good. I'm so excited for this new journey and chapter in our lives.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
black lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withblack lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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omg hi
@MarseyIsMyWaifu!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
black lives matterlol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt haveblack lives matterin it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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