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Gold digging android user not amused when simp doesn't immediately buy her an iPhone

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GUY BASED MY WORTH OFF AN iPhone

Met this guy at uni he wasn't the best looking but he was nice we get to talking and he jokes about how I have An Android (he. Has an iPhone btw) so I jokingly reply with a sassy remark and say "well if my android is a problem maybe you should buy me an iPhone." He smriks and say"I have to see if you're iPhone Material ." I get offended slightly and he says it was. Joke

Joke or not I didn't find it funny and I said I am no longer interested lol I need opinions and I crazy?

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i look down on you if you have an iphone

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Android: Smart/Poor

iPhone: Rich/Dumb

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iPhone

Android

Motorola Razr

Brick

Landline

Wireless headset

PinePhone

GrapheneOS

Huawei

!besties what kind of person :marseywall: uses these phones? :marseygossipsmug:

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Pinephone is for people with a terabyte of CP

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i'm imagining an external hdd just dangling from the phone :marseygossipblush: lmbo

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Probably closer to the truth than not tbh

There is no reason to neurodivergentally encrypt the entire OS while still using cell phone infra unless you have very specific files to hide. They'll triangulate your location if you have a SIM, so pinecels are clearly hiding data

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android already does FDE what are you on about

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Interesting. I'm not really :marseythinkorino2: sure what pinephone is please :marseypleading2: explain for us !codecels :marseybegging:

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Pinephone is a linux based cellphone with tech a full decade behind everything else.

It is entirely degoogled, idk if it runs apks or binaries or what, but allows you all manner of linux spergery, most importantly full drive encryption.

I'm not sure if they upgraded it or what the current specs are but it's like a phone, but worse and more expensive in every way and I cant imagine the bluetooth works right

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>It is entirely degoogled

it was never "googled" in the first place. its not android, it's not AOSP, it's just a normal ARM64 computer that you can run linux on

>idk if it runs apks or binaries or what

it just runs regular linux programs.

you can run android apps, but you have to use waydroid or something.

>most importantly full drive encryption.

android already has way more sophisticated FDE and bootloader locking (this is why grapheneos' schizo dev doesn't port it to devices other than pixels). There is only one pinephone distro I know of that even has FDE.

>but worse and more expensive in every way

there is a $200 one thats slow as balls and a $400 one that isn't as slow as balls but still pretty slow.

>I cant imagine the bluetooth works right

works fine

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>cant imagine the bluetooth works right

Or wifi

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>a GNU/Linux keyed cellphone

Anyone who has this should be shot

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>there is no reason for full drive encryption unless you need full drive encryption

:#marseythonk:

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:marseyfsjal:

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iPhone normies who don't know what a compooter is

Android :marseygigachad:

Motorola Razr :boomerportrait:

Brick :marseyflagpalestine:

Landline :marseyme:

Wireless headset :marseyfemboy:

PinePhone :marseysmugautist:

GrapheneOS :marseyschizotwitch:

Huawei :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

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iPhone

poser

Android

nerd

Landline

grandma

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Cup phone :marseygossipblush:

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Pixel: Centrist-Contrarian and needs to be beaten in the streets like a dog

Sent from my Google Pixel 7 Pro.

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  • SlidingDonGER : Get a bluetooth audio receiver for the new phones, cave cute twink

Pixela has the audio jack.

I WILL NOT BLUETOOTH :marseytrollgun#:

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3.5mm AUX cables are racist and colonialist

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You will get the blue teeth and be happy with them.

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I just have like 3 Pixel 4a's because they're the last good pixel phone (+headphone jack) and are actually a good size (STOP MAKING HUGE PHONES YOU BIPOCS I LIKE SMALL PHONES NO I'M NOT ASIAN I HAVE LARGE HANDS I JUST LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE MY ENTIRE PHONE WITH ONE HAND AND MY THUMB FRICK OFF :marseyraging:)

I can also :marseyschizowall:-maxx and install GrapheneOS on them, which is great. I keep grabbing em on ebay when I see them available, they're like $100 max

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I kind of regret not getting the pro version of the Pixel. The only reason I didn't get it was that it was too huge. Even the normal Pixel 7 was huge compared to my old phone. No idea why all modern phones have such absurd dimensions.

If someone offered a small phone with top of the line cameras I'd buy it in an instant, but unfortunately all the good cameras are locked up in these huge phones.

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The Samsung Flip has a high-end camera. Not the best one, but its pretty good.

Pretty retro and nice sized, but girly as frick.

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Hweiwei (or whatever): Anarcho-centrist.

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LineageOS: libertarian

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plently of poor people have iphones on contract

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I said dumb already.

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based

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poor people use refurbished iphones or an iphone :marseyappicon: that they bought 5 years ago.

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Smart/Poor

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i look down on you if you have a phone :#marseyunibombersaint:

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If I see a dude using an iPhone I assume they are gay. https://media.giphy.com/media/26gspjl5bxzhSdJtK/giphy.webp

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Android is third world poor's favorite operating system.

Trans lives matter

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What if it's a free iPhone 5?

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