It is one bad thing about bodycams. Kkkops can no longer have discretion for minor things like public masturbation. Back in my day, we'd have let them go. Maybe even joined in
My apologies as an intellectual, I'm unfamiliar with Burger geography why can't you just use cardinal directions instead of naming every individual shithole.
I'm loving Officer Shonda. Sandy Gasms gets down for her little demonstration and you can see her barely-contained glee the second the word "orgasm" is uttered and she knows she's about to arrest her. Dept. Neckbeard ID's the "bullet style" and she now has confirmation he's some flavor of degenerate. He thinks he was clever pawning the logging off on her but you just know that entry will be "One "bullet style" vibrator, as identified by deputy Neckbeard."
Nah IRL stuff stays with you when you're young. Still remember the big-titted tomboy on the beach in France. She looked almost identical to this and was playing volleyball topless
Almost the entire 3-4 hour drive from Key Largo to Key West never has a soul in sight or any buildings or ANYTHING. I spent hours on Islamorada once and only saw a handful of cars drive over the thing. Not a single person. You could kill someone in the middle of the road in most of the Keys and they could scream and yell and make a terrible mess and no one would have any idea.
#1 most beautiful drive in the country besides through the Rockies is the Keys at night into the morning. The word transcendent comes to mind and it feels hyperbolic, but it's not. And I say this as someone who hates the tropics with every fiber of my being.
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If only she shut the frick up instead of yapping away and confessing to crimes, but alas.
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you mean they'll arrest me if I confess to jerking off on a public beach??
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Figured she was hot enough so nobody would complain
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But she was stressed out!! like omg
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Real mistake is not shutting up when it was a female cop, male cop woulda been like "lol but stop plz"
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It is one bad thing about bodycams. Kkkops can no longer have discretion for minor things like public masturbation. Back in my day, we'd have let them go. Maybe even joined in
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It's FL should've confessed to being a raging homosexual and the cops would've been chudded for stopping a 'beautiful' moment of acceptance.
Now she's going to be a registered s*x offender for life.
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Florida is the don't say gay state
What
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Yes but we also have Miami so that cancels out the policy
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Ranked 4th
BIPOC
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Yeah and Auschwitz had an extremely high population of Jews what's your point
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But someone 'allegedly' gassed them all and that's no longer the case unlike Florida.
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I don't think the Jews were allowed to leave Auschwitz.
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shitlib myth vs reality.
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Tybee is likely in reference to Tybee Island, Georgia
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My apologies as an intellectual, I'm unfamiliar with Burger geography why can't you just use cardinal directions instead of naming every individual shithole.
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Darn, I was guessing Hilton Head by the scenery. Pretty fricking close.
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What kind of loser has a problem with a hot woman masturbating on the beach
Long live the ccp
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I mean,
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Long live the ccp
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a (perhaps less hot) woman called the cops
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Long live the ccp
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Neighbors who actually got a little kitty in their life and instead of finding this hot think its really pathetic and embarassing
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I find her being humiliated by the police the hottest part but I am currently on a whole different realm of pathetic
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Why didn't she hit them with the “AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO??”
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i'm a freewoman of the land, nowhere in pre-1720s maritime law does it say anything about not using vibrators on the beach
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I'm loving Officer Shonda. Sandy Gasms gets down for her little demonstration and you can see her barely-contained glee the second the word "orgasm" is uttered and she knows she's about to arrest her. Dept. Neckbeard ID's the "bullet style" and she now has confirmation he's some flavor of degenerate. He thinks he was clever pawning the logging off on her but you just know that entry will be "One "bullet style" vibrator, as identified by deputy Neckbeard."
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I felt so happy for her.
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Kids gonna be jackin off to this memory for a decade minimum and they arrest her?
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Shes ugly tho
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Yeah but kids out there jackin to ideas
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Them kids are gonna be out there jacking off to this for another reason
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Maybe they're copasexual now tru
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If that's the case, we need to arrest those kids asap
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if porn wasn't readily available this would likely be the case.
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Nah IRL stuff stays with you when you're young. Still remember the big-titted tomboy on the beach in France. She looked almost identical to this and was playing volleyball topless
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lol urboids. you know there's beaches you can go to where there's no one else there lmao
im sure even in FLI've been to galveston a few times..(unfortunately) and everyone in houston tries to go to this one place at the same time lol they're pathetic rats
at least they are contained.
ok after looking on gogl maps pretty much the entire non-swamp non-island coast is developed to heck so actually there is no hope for that state
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Almost the entire 3-4 hour drive from Key Largo to Key West never has a soul in sight or any buildings or ANYTHING. I spent hours on Islamorada once and only saw a handful of cars drive over the thing. Not a single person. You could kill someone in the middle of the road in most of the Keys and they could scream and yell and make a terrible mess and no one would have any idea.
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totally forgor abt the keys
but still too busy
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#1 most beautiful drive in the country besides through the Rockies is the Keys at night into the morning. The word transcendent comes to mind and it feels hyperbolic, but it's not. And I say this as someone who hates the tropics with every fiber of my being.
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texas beaches are ugly and the water is brown but at least I can be alone
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Texas would be such a perfect place if it wasn't so FRICKING HOT
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So what if she had orgasmed without touching her peepee? Like that scrote who coomed in his pants when he met his fav e girl. Legal?
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Thot status: Patrolled.
Trans lives matter more than legacy foids'.
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!slots100
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This belongs in /h/sandshit
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if she was trans it would have been a national outrage this website is BACKWARDS
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It's a day ending in Y
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Repost
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