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Fellas, what's something that gives you the "ick"?

For me it's when she:

1. Can't do math

2. Likes music a bit too much

3. Eats more than 1000 calories in a meal

4. Is sick/injured

5. Expresses strong political opinions

:marseypuke:

What about you guys? :marseyexcited:

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You just know if i went clean shaven that you'd be super attracted to me. Maybe not after talking to me, but on looks and my steel toes alone you'd be enamored

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>uhh ya u totally give me the ick

:#marseyseethetalking:

!moidmoment

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I was joking you neurodivergent :(

Not about my last comment and you know I'm right

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Why do you always try to get the last word in and act like everything you do is part of some big joke when it just makes you seem even more pathetic?

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Well it did work for him once.

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lmao yeah I remember him trying to brag by going "Yeah, ted actually hated me at first because I was always being mean to her, but eventually she came around". @sandkwinn don't reply to him he's trying to neg you

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he can't neg me :marseyangel3:

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Can I? :#marseyshy3:

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@Losercel

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but can he poz you? :marseyagree:

:marseylgbtflag5: :marseywholesometrans: anything is better than nothing :transheart: :marseytranspearlclutch:

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I don't expect it to actually work on the sandcanadian, or think she really cares about me either way. It's just really funny that i kept insisting to ted that she secretly liked me and we'd end up fricking and then yeah

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Literal power :marseyokay: of manifestation so based :marseyking:

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LMFAO I'VE LITERALLY HAD THAT THOUGHT BEFORE

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I can't answer this honestly without ruining it.

Why are you a cute twink?

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I was being slightly facetious but you really are trying to convince me that every pathetic thing you do is just an elaborate practical joke that nobody else is in on :marseylaugh:

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!metashit the legendary :marseyshaymin: mimwee :marseyaugust: takes on r-slur :marseyslm:

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As someone who actually did run an elaborate joke for years, I'm an expert on this topic and can tell exactly what is and isn't a bit. I know precisely which opinions useragent ironically and unironically holds, and to which degree. I know who bimothy is behind the hecko. DO NOT FRICK WITH ME.

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You know these things because they're your alts. !friendsofmimwee, we've been blessed with Many Mimwees!

:marseyexciteddance: :marseyexciteddance: :marseyexciteddance:

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When did you stop being my simp

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Johnny is a drama hoe, the only thing xhe's loyal to is the streets.

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johnny has been cloned

that incident he had with his foot where he had a :marseybloodpuddle: in his garage resulted in :marseydead: and this johnny is a government clone (carp)

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Isn't that my schtick, b-word?

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Yes.

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Beat his butt, mimwee!

:marseyletsgo:

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@MarseyIsMyWaifu beat his peepee :horny:

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I'm proud of you for sticking to your new year's resolution of being meaner :@sandkwinnpat:

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thank you, it's been hard at times but I'm trying my best to stick to it :marseyhearts:

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Youre TOO mean you need to pump the brakes a bit there bud

:marseywitch: but go off

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Groomercord dusties are sad. They hang out on there all day in the hopes of finding an e-pickmeisha, and even when they do find one it's usually just a man catfishing them. That's why he can't shut up about his hookup with ted, it's probably the first time that's worked for him

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Not true, it worked on carp in october

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Post face and social, liar.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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!verifiedhot

Notice i didnt have to pay. And she's literally described me as the kind of guys she's into with the exception of my facial hair. Im actually not kidding for once, if i shaved she'd dig me

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>r-slur being hot

Who denies this? You've gotta :marseyparappa: easily be the hottest dramatard :marseykindness: unironically

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I know right? How do people misunderstand this?

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Lack of evidence. Or not knowing where the evidence is.

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He rizzed me up on my dms

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I am not gonna post pics of myself on rdrama of all places. Only frozen (so i could get into !verifiedhot), penny (because we're friends) and ted (obvious reasons) know what i look like. I'm not literally the hottest guy here but i am attractive

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I sent my pics for !verifiedhot the day after my breakup and almost immediately regretted it because I was in a glass case of emotion that week and getting Not Hot'd would've cut my binge eating really short

https://media.giphy.com/media/W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f/giphy.webp

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Holy shit @FrozenChosen you could have killed this man and faced literally no consequences for it at all

My god the raw power

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Don't worry. Frozen is post-:marseywall: and has low standards. Everyone gets in. We need a :marseyhomofascist: twink with high standards to seriously judge who is sexy around here.

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How are you gonna use "glass case of emotion" and not have the appropriate anchorman gif

Get your life together

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I had already exchanged first names and numbers with frozen a long time ago so i trust her, even tho we didn't end up talking at all. I didn't expect to make the cut because hot is a strong word but turns out i did 😎

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How do you know you're not the hottest guy here if you can't see the others to compare?

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I have seen pics

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