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[KING SHIT ALERT] Women, if you're fatter than your dating profile pics, let people know or use newer photos (66% upmarseyd, 300+ comments)

https://old.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/19e2r84/women_if_youre_fatter_than_your_dating_profile

								

								

Just got back from a happy hour date that I cut short because the woman showed up and was noticeably larger than she was in the photos.

Half way through the first beer I told her I don't think this is going to work and we should probably end it early and she was taken back as to how fast I ended it

She asked why and I told her she doesn't look the same as she did in her pics

She got super pissed and called me shallow.

She tried to make me feel bad because she drove 20 miles to meet me,

I let her know that if she would've been honest about her current body size either via text or new photos, we wouldn't even have met in the first place.

This proceeded to make her even more upset

It's absolutely a ridiculous thing to do.

And when I got home I googled her since I had learned more about her, her main profile pic was from 2016… like cmon

Women, why do you do this?

Do you think men won't notice?

Do you think we'll look past it?

I'm genuinely curious

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Lying is ok for themselves in the foid brain, and when you call out their bs you are gaslamping, negging or whatever other foid term they conjure up to shift the blame from themselves to men.

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The eternal vaginal jew https://i.rdrama.net/asset_submissions/emojis/barbiecrying.webp?s=1062086

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Her emotional truth is that she's more beautiful now than her 2016 photo where she was younger and thinner, so men should respect that :!marseyindignantwoman:

Paleofoid and trans lives matter.

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Something quantum, foids :marseyblops2chadcel2: weight isnt real to her unless there :marseycheerup: is an outside :marseygrass: observer.

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Lmao the post immediately devolved into foids talking about bald moids and height instead of talking about weight.

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Yikes this is victim blaming:

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The duality of the Reddit dater:

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Imagine not doing research before a date:

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"why are you complaining about wasted time? why didnt you just waste a bunch of time beforehand googling her and stalking her facebook and hiring a private detective?"

idk maybe because you're on a dating app where you should make it clear if you're fricking fat or not.

i fricking hate women.

STOP LYING ABOUT BEING FAT YOU FAT DUMB B-WORD

Like, darn. I'll never understand this shit.

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No full body pic? No right swipe!

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Ditto if she has height req. I'm a tall, heightmaxxed chad, but not letting women discriminate against the height-r-slurred is good praxis.

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Fat detected

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The moment someone criticises a foid, reddit goes full reverse "all lives matter" on the subject.

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No i don't stalk my date on Facebook before going out with them wtf?

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lmao this one:

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>I really never minded being taller than a partner but WHY FRICKING LIE?!?

Why don't you tell us first? Every woman who has ever said she doesn't mind being taller than her partner is lying. She clearly replied to his offer because he said he was taller than her, you can guarantee countless honest ones were thrown out.

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>I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2” but was actually 6'4”, had to call it off for lying

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this is the same cope as the fat chick that tricked OP.

If I lie in messages or with old pictures, they won't notice in person

:#marseygigaretardtalking:

and some ladies legitimately don't care about height, just like some guys don't mind dating fats, but tricking people isn't a winning strategy.

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The difference in the height/weight thing is that dating apps ask for your weight but not height. Women will filter for 6'+ so dudes are motivated to lie just to be seen.

I am 5'11 on the dot unfortunately but women are r-slurred and I can pass for 6'+ since so many 5'8 dudes try to claim 5'10

If you are going to lie about any of this then to better give head like a pornstar

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Nobody was excusing the lying you r-slur, I was laughing at her hypocrisy for condemning lying while blatantly lying.

and some ladies legitimately don't care about height

Right, she agreed to a date with him for every reason EXCEPT for the fact that she thought he was 6'2". Surely his height held no relevance whatsoever.

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I think it's best to use photos that are less than a year old and not the most flattering. Then the people you're meeting are pleasantly surprised.

Posted by /u/SadderOlderWiser :marseywall:

Maybe that advice about not taking foid advice is true....

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Shorter guys just need to stop

Yep. Just stop.

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Calling the date off abruptly is a bit spergy. I'd have grilled her about her pics as soon as she sat down instead

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I said I had urgent work commitments and drove that fat frick home before blocking her and thats the tea, sis

Very traumatic

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Singapore has fatties? You don't just execute them???

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omg! :#marseysigh:

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So, why are you fat?

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:#marseychadtalking:

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I would have fricked her and then never talked to her again like a gentleman

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This isn't real, but let's say it is. Why do people go through their lives doing the most assholish thing possible (ending the date early instead of just dealing with it for another half hour, then not lying when she asks why), get irritated when people call you butthole, and seek vaidation for choosing to be an butthole? It seems like a tiring life.

Like, whatever incel-adjacent shit you feel about fat women posting flattering pics of themselves (something men absolutely never do, ever), the whole process would have required the expenditure of less of OP's energy and time if he'd simply grinned through the date and ghosted/texted something about chemistry afterwards and gone on with his life. Instead he's seething about it days later. Why choose to do the thing that is worse for everyone involved?

Good for drama I guess

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Why do people go through their lives doing the most assholish thing possible (ending the date early instead of just dealing with it for another half hour, then not lying when she asks why)

I'm not saying I'd do this, but if you feel intentionally deceived I don't know why you should feel obligated to waste your time on a pointless date. Your partner couldn't be bothered to respect you.

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I would probably lie if she asked why, but I cut dates short all the time.

I just say "I'm going now" and walk away. Shortest date was about 8 minutes.

The funny part is how often the foid will then bombard me with messages saying she had a great time and wants to meet again.

If we'd laughed and flirted all night, it would have been impossible to get as strong a positive reaction from them.

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"I'm going now"

Does this come off as spergy as you make it sound?

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Probably. The whole point is to kill the social interaction as efficiently as possible so I can go do something else.

I'm not worried about how I come off to someone I never want to see again.

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Yeah you're supposed to say "I have to hit the bathroom, I'll be right back, then tell me the rest of that story, please order dessert for us" and then go.

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ok

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>I'm going now

Come back babe.

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Why would you be nice to a fat woman :marseyconfused:

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because evidently this straggot will spend the days after sneeding about it online if he is not

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Unless you're an introvert, being nice is a fun way to pass time.

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If you tell her you have an appointment and can only chill for 10 minutes, you'll get a quick and effective blowey joey with an excuse to not reciprocate

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:marse#yyikes:

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Fat women aren't entitled to men's time, sweaty :marseynails:

Trans lives matter, unlike legacy foids'.

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:#marseycuck:

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Giga simp detected

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Because I had a bad day and I want to make that everyone else's problem

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If he didn't tell her why then she'd never have a chance for self improvement, and she'd be stuck in an absolutely miserable cycle of "why do men never text me back? The dates always seem fine!"

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Yeah when I was in this situation I just gave her the silent :marseybestiereject: treatment and didn't pay for anything. Made it much less awkward :marseyhelp:

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Lmao I've seen several posts of women disappointed about men lying about their height in their bio after meeting them irl. All those posts get drowned in sympathy en masse for the foid. Foids literally can't see the double standards if it came up close and took a shit on their face

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If I told the truth you wouldn't have selected my profile.

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Every single time. I should bring a scale to the dates I go on.

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This was really cute actually

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Yashar Ali needs to pay attention.

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Lying on tinder is but a sneeze in this diseased body we call society. One needs naught but a glimpse to realize how ill it is, rotten from the inside. The honks of a morning jam its cries for help, disasters its tantrums, the society is looking- nay, screaming at us for a way out of this enchanted circle of misery we bring on each other. Sadly, it can scream all it wants, there is no medicine that can help it now, it's too late. The only thing that can save it now is a great reset... :marseysociety2:

Well, either that or we can simply round up all the

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I just round to the nearest meter. It's easier that way.

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I love big gals so much it's unreal :marseyshy5: send them my way :marseyflirt:

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41% of Americans are obese, throw a stone and you'll hit one

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Transwomen are big

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:marseydisagree:

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Me and the other geniuses cackle everytime you start posting in anticipation of another banger

Snapshots:

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You should always do a video call with girls you meet online to make sure they're not catfish and/or slampigs

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I'm confused by the part of the title that says "let people know". He is suggesting one of the options is to match with some and immediately message them "hey I'm fat" lol.

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>she drove 20 miles to meet me

so like fifteen minutes' worth of sitting in an air conditioned car? Wow, truly a horrible fate

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Of course most comments are 'men do this too' lmao

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He deserves it for not realizing women are physically incapable of telling the truth. If they ever did they would burst into flame like a demon in a church.

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