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Fatty learns that friend zone goes both ways

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Apparently when you are fat you are “one of the boys.”

Does anyone else find it amazing that as a fat woman in a setting with men it automatically become a bro. It's like Al of a sudden they talk about hot girls, hard on's and other things they would probably be less likely to talk about if they were in the presence of a skinny girl.

Just a feeling and my own perception only. Not saying all men are like this just wondering if anyone experienced something familiar.

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Not sure if this will be helpful for you. I typically don't interact with cis menmost of my male friends are either trans or queer

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Least maladjusted redditor.

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maleadjusted

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when she sees men

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this comment :marseysoypointdubz: is poop and not funny :marseythissmall: but i am not gonna :marseyvenn6: delste it!!!! :slimecurious:

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Worst part of today is I don't if by male they mean trans women or trans men.

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A lot of men sort women into two categories, frickable or unfrickable, based on their appearance and the kind of men who are shallow enough to think like this are also most likely to put fat women in the "unfrickable" category.

There's two types of men. Those who sort by frickable/unfrickable, and liars.

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Gender is determined by me, if I would stick my peepee in you you are a woman, if I wouldn't then you are a man

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True and enlightened

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:#marseymonk:

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Literally everyone is like this.

When women say "I wish I could find a guy like you," what they're saying is that they like what you're doing but they don't see you as frickable. Men are just more honest and straight up say would/wouldn't.

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Nuh uh. I don't do that.

I sort them into 3 categories. Frickable, unfrickable and “I'd let her give me a blowjob if no one else found about it.”

:#marseysmug2:

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That's just saying "frickable" with extra cope sprinkled on top.

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:#marseypaperbag:

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Our old college scale was

1. Wouldn't frick

2. Would frick

3. Would frick, and be proud after

Everything else is subjective, really.the fact you and I arrived at effectively the same conclusion means that this is likely universal. All hail the 3 point system.

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Everyone had a slam pig that they could call to blow them on a whim. And if you didn't you were a virgin.

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They act like this isn't totally logical since fat mothers birth dumber kids, die sooner, do less work, and cost more in food/healthcare.

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No, because I have the personality of an old timey school marm. I shut that shit down. Channel your inner school marm if you don't want to listen to them objectify women.

"Nobody here cares about your peepee, Tim. Save it for your diary."

Least frumpy redditor

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She sounds like a blast to be around I'm sure the boyz love her and she gets many opportunities to do this daily

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She did it once and has no idea to this day why she has no friends outside of reddit.

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Nobody here cares about your peepee, Tim. Save it for your diary

Tim absolutely in shambles

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Yes this is a totally real thing and not how she imagines she would be

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she will totally do this if she ever gets a moid friend just wait for it

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women :marseyhearnoevil: hate when men are sexual without their explicit permission and approval

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>woman isn't sexually harassed/sought after

>THIS IS LITERALLY :marseyme: DISCRIMINATION

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>When they make sexist jokes, don't engage. Don't laugh. Ask them to explain why the joke is funny.

Okay enjoy having no friends cute twink.

Who would hang out with someone like this?

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I love how these people clearly have no honest moid friends

!fellas maybe I'm out of line here, but I would happily explain in pornographic detail any sexist joke to any foid (minus my kin)

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A shit ton of foids do laugh at sexist jokes aimed at them

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Seriously i would just explain the joke with no shame

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And normal people will jovially take the joke and openly laugh about

Operating your life to the exact opposite decree of redditisms legitimately makes your existence better

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I've been thinking that reddit is great for social advice as long as you do the exact opposite of what the redditors tell you for years now

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Who would hang out with someone like this?

A house cat

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Looking like a Kate Piglet

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Least delusional fatso

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She would be a very pretty gal if she lost the weight. This would never happen in Latvia.

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Lol no

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Everything down to the dry lips would be fixed with a proper diet and maintenance. You Americans are just r-slurred when it comes to nutrition.

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Is that a thing with fats? Probably.

Funny because it can be true for an untouchable, but also the opposite. The c*m dumpster. All local scrotes :marseyharpoonerantimoid: have had some form of foidal enjoyment within her that eventually all conversation is allowed.

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:#marseyemojirofl:

Ugly girls can still get some of my charm because I like the idea of getting them frustrated but fat chicks are either invisible, one of the boys or rarely (if they dress slutty enough and have nice faces) suitable for slampiggery

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There is always room for a slumpbuster but you have to be careful. Some latch on and others are crazy

That sub won't want to hear it but there is a good reason to keep some women at arm's length. There is a fatty that I am shamed to say I've fricked a few times. Her MO was to wait until you were completely blacked out and start grabbing on your peepee. She loved to get bags of coke which would lead to awful decisions, it's not r*pe cause I knew what I was doing despite being hammered.

There was another chick i ran into back in my early 20s that was a stone cold male feminist. My night with her was beyond fricked up. I caught a DJ at a bar. Took LSD. Was tripping my butt off after the show at other bar. There is no way I could speak English and somehow I charmed this fatty to take me home with her.

I just donated that night to the game and forgot about it. Few months later I ran into her at bar. A friend of mine, grabbed me to warn me to stay away from that chick, talking about the fatty. He had the similar experience where she found him at 2am blacked out, took him home and rode his face while he choked back puke.

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All them words won't bring your pa back.

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It's like Al of a sudden they talk about hot girls, hard on's and other things they would probably be less likely to talk about if they were in the presence of a skinny girl.

How exactly would you know what guys talk about when you aren't there? :marseybeanquestion:

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Lol a woman finds out what it's like to not receive special treatment for being a woman because she lacks sexual value.

What is it that social justice types say? "Losing privilege feels like oppression to the privileged?"

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I never used to see Al as a typo for all till recently

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You know what they call foids who are skinny and who try to be "one of the boys"?Sluts; they always wind up fricking their entire male friend group. Heck, with all of the bi pickmes they will any non fat food friends to titillate the male friends

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¿Quién habla así?

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