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:marseywall:s seething in askreddit that guy's 18-year-old GF could orgasm easily.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1aocowp/whats_a_sexual_myth_you_believed_for_far_too_long/kpyy2xh/?context=8

								

								

Entire thread is great, lots of older women crowing about how 18-year-old girls fake all the time and hate s*x and that only older, experienced women enjoy s*x. Man, I wonder what ulterior motives they could possibly have with this narrative :marseyhmm:

Personal favorite comment: This guy telling some foid that the phrase "please do better" adds 100 pounds to her

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Him: Now, 17 years later, my wife needs clitoral stimulation and takes a little longer.

Them: Hurr durr clearly your first GF was faking it

Him: I don't think she was

Them: That is more likely than all women you've been with being easily gotten to orgasm with penetration

These motherlovers can't even read.

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reee you've never ever given a woman an orgasm ever in your life they ALL FAKED IT

I checked her post history: she's a lesbian

:#marseyxd:

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:#marseychonkerbutch: :#marseychonkerbutch: :#marseychonkerbutch: :#marseychonkerbutch:

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More like /e/marseychonkerfoidpuke.webp

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If you reply to her comment with

You know we can read your posts right? No offense but don't need a lesbians opinion on getting off from having s*x with men

50/50 shot she deletedls her account. I love reminding redditors that you can actually see the other shit they post

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It doesn't surprise me that most Reddit women can't orgasm from their partners in their 30s, ask yourself what kind of guy their married too and what he looks like and it makes a lot of sense.

Friendly reminder that the best predictor of wether or not a woman will orgasm from s*x is the attractiveness of the man's face, not his height or peepee size

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I don't blame them, nobody is gonna c*m from a fat balding loser who collects childrens toys timidly asking you for consent before sweatily stuffing his tepid SSRI-softened peepee into your meaty folds in a dingy 2-bedroom apartment after a meal of door dashed Taco Bell and weed vape hits

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Oddly specific insult :marseysoyhype:

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the hatred rdrama posters have for normal people going about their lives living unglamorous existence is incredible, I often wonder if its losers that hate their life or the American ideal that unsucessful people are beneath contempt, but it's :marseychefkiss:

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How was le sexy time my queen?

:#soyjaktalking:

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Source? I mean it sounds plausible but I like collecting sources.

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It's been a while since I've browsed the Incel forums, it was on the face vs height debate megathread they had a while ago.

I've honestly never seen a better level of scientific rigor than from angry incels ready to blame everyone :marseyxd:

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I'd be interested if that's true tbh lol, I've never understood why so many men have trouble with it, it's really not hard to get a woman off

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>reddit (lol) women (female)

It's because they're fat

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No, it's definitely the peepee size.

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And whether they like r*pe or whether or not I'm raping them.

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If you can't bring your wife to orgasm by sucking her peepee then it's probably time to look at your life choices.

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Teenagers literally c*m on fingers. They're pounded with hormones.

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Tl:dr foids munching SSRIs like candy can't finish :marseywomanmoment2: going from my antidepressant munching ex to random tinder azns felt like that bit in Naruto where Rock Lee takes off his training weights

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:marsey#backtoreddit:

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:marsey#nouautism:

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It's in the emoji selector as catmunch :#catmunch:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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I do it to make some emotes even bigger than you can with using #

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Strag

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"You don't want a stupid :marseyneuron: 2023 BMW M4 CS with fake engine :marseythomas: noises, you want a 2008 Dodge Journey like meee!"

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Germ cars > Peepeelett mobile

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Nah the Journey is the bad/no credit mobile.

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a three row crossover, built in the year of our lord 2020, where the only powertrain option was a 4 cylinder (non-turbo) mated to a 4-speed transmission.

for comparison, gm stopped using 4-speeds in 2010, ford in 2013, and toyota in 2016 -- and those were all on small cars.

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Um akshully Ford ditched the 4R70W early as 2011. But ya, a 4 speed is just :marseycringe: in this day and age.

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Ford Transit Connect was still using the 4F27E into the 2013 model year

Guess it really depends on if we're talking strictly USDM and passenger vehicles

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I assumed you meant Ford no longer used it when you said "stopped using". Perhaps I was the fool all along. :platysilly:

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Bring back the dodge caravan

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Bad credit? No credit? NO PROBLEM! We can get you into a nicer newer ride for just $5 down!

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Your pulse and routing number to your bank account is your credit.

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Why would a young woman fake an orgasm? Thats like something that was supposedly common in the 70s

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Moids have fragile egos


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Moids are violent, unpredictable apes. Can never be too careful.

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You're right he r*ped her.

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It's a defensive reflex like people who just start punching when they get startled

Trans lives matter

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>not hating on you

>you might be coping

>we (women) on the internet (:surejan:) are just letting you know

>we (women) talk about feeling good

>we all want the same thing

>str8 men use their peepee for pleasure

>no one's getting off on getting their balls kicked

>it's the same with women

>str8 males think putting their pipe in a second bellybutton is enough

>see the statistics fam

>listen to s*x therapists

>become s*x god my boy

It's not hate brother. What you're experiencing right now may just be hard to accept. We, women just found a place on the internet to be transparent with you. Idk what men talk about but women talk about our pleasure with eachother all the time. We are pretty much… the same. I mean do all straight men not use their peepee for pleasure? Or are there those of you who only specific get off by beating your balls? How would women be any different in that the pleasure point is our clit? Every straight man in existence thinks they bring women to orgasm through just putting their pleasure pole in none other than a belly button between the legs. See statistics and listen to any s*x therapist speak forreal. It hurts, but use this to become a s*x god my boy.

>fetishes aren't real

>nope, not real

>still not real

>bdsm is the patriarchy's way of reliving the historic oppression men have inflicted on women throughout human history

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So much /e/taylorlorenzcrying.webp /e/barbiecrying.webp lmao inject that shit straight into my veins /e/feelssogood.webp

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Her only post is in a calorie counting sub :marseyderp:

Or are there those of you who only specific get off by beating your balls?

I believe it's called ball busting. So yes :marseyakshually: some scrotes get off via scrote kicks.

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Some womyn truly can't imagine that other womyn might enjoy s*x.

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The twoX crew is probably second guessing everything the dude is doing while normie girls are just in the moment enjoying it.

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>21%-30% of women self reported being able to orgasm with unassisted intercourse (just penetration).

Imagine nature dealing you the biology that you have a 70-79% chance of being unable to orgasm. Could not be me.

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What's even crazier is like one third of women self report never having had an orgasm ever.

Nope not just my wife and exes it's like 30 percent of all foids

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Makes me wonder if they just don't know what an orgasm is, maybe they think it's more fantastical than it really is.

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They could just think of orgasms in the framework of the male orgasm so they think theirs will be like a dudes orgasm, where you just all of sudden go "hngggg" and then stop being horny

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There is one simple trick to bring that to 99%. Just do some roughplay shit. Choking, hair pulling, shoving their face into a pillow, whatever.

Granted, redditors will never have the balls to try it, but nothing I've tried has been more successful than that. Its like hitting a biological button that makes women happy and submissive. I'm convinced that all the women saying that men are violent apes are just projecting a universally shared fetish at what they want men to be.

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I think there's other ways to try to pleasure your partner besides beating the shit out of them. Have you ever considered that not only are you bad at making women c*m, you are even worse at exploring solutions to this problem?

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I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly s*x with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.

Snapshots:

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Is 100ish comments about an 18 year old girl's orgasm a certified Reddit Moment?

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Is Foids Not Orgasming During S*x Real Hahahaha Neighbor Just Have A Big Peepee Like Neighbor Grind Your Pubic Bone Against Her Clit When You're Inside Her Haha

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