/h/toomanyxchromosomes House Vampire

asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> 4mo ago (reddit.com) 283 thread views #270483

who cant reach her own back, mad that she cant ask scrotes to slather her in lotion without them getting the wrong idea

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1cvp82g/i_hate_that_askinghaving_someone_apply_sunscreen/

another submission from her confirming that her username checks out

https://old.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/vay2l8/no_im_not_pregnant/

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Maximus pee/pee r-slurred commentary 4mo ago #6430851

>I'm a trans :marseyeaglenuke: guy and I do this with my female :marseydomesticabuse2: besties and ask them to do it for me. Very normal, casual, non-sexual stuff. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: ANYONE treating it as anything :marseycoleporter: other than just that in the slightest, is a pervy creep :marseysickos: you shouldn't be in a swimsuit around.

:#transchudtyping:

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AndreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

Maximus 4mo ago #6431163

:ma#rseypoonertyping:

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Maximus pee/pee r-slurred commentary AndreaDoria 4mo ago #6431208

I like this one better :marseysaulgoodman: even if it doesn't make sense

:#transchudtalkingtyping:

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ChungusEnjoyer chun/gus :marseyclueless:

4mo ago #6430958

Ive' had a (very conservative Christian) guy I was dating think I was TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM OR BE INAPPROPRIATE by asking him to apply sunscreen on my back before a first date

:marseychad: nice try w*man but I know your game.

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 4mo ago #6431079

To start off, I am pale AF. Think whiter than a piece of paper. If I don't apply sunscreen, I don't just burn, I fry. My skin will turn stop sign red if I so much as LOOK outside at noon without applying sunscreen.

are white people just !vampires in disguise?

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> cyberdick 4mo ago #6431096 🔞🔞🍀 Broke Even

yes, butt thats a whole nother story

!slots200

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UncleBen Xe/nophobe With great power comes great responsibility... and great bussy. cyberdick 4mo ago #6431159

:marseyhmmhips: If this was true, why do white people age like milk?

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 UncleBen 4mo ago #6431170

because they not be drinking enough blax folx blood

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Elise_Culpepper Fae/Fay Sister(Brother) of the Arcanum of Norfolk cyberdick 4mo ago #6431663

SLAVS ARE, DARK RINGS AROUND THE EYES ARE A SIGN IF THEIR VAMPIRIC LINEAGE, SO IF YOU SEE SOME PALE MOTHER FRICKER WITH A BEAK OF A NOSE, DARK HAIR, AND DARK RINGS AROUND THEIR EYES, YOU STAKE THAT FRICKER, THAT'S WHAT YOU do...