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asshole there/then :marseyshark:  7mo ago (reddit.com) 287 thread views #270483

:marseychonkerfoid: who cant reach her own back, mad :marseycowmad:that she cant ask scrotes :marseyfeminist:to slather her in lotion without them getting the wrong idea :marseycoomer2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1cvp82g/i_hate_that_askinghaving_someone_apply_sunscreen/ 

								

								

									
									
another submission from her confirming that her username checks out
https://old.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/vay2l8/no_im_not_pregnant/


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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>I'm a trans :marseyeaglenuke: guy and I do this with my female :marseydomesticabuse2: besties and ask them to do it for me. Very normal, casual, non-sexual stuff. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: ANYONE treating it as anything :marseycoleporter: other than just that in the slightest, is a pervy creep :marseysickos: you shouldn't be in a swimsuit around.
:#transchudtyping:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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:ma#rseypoonertyping:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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I like this one better :marseysaulgoodman: even if it doesn't make sense
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Ive' had a (very conservative Christian) guy I was dating think I was TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM OR BE INAPPROPRIATE by asking him to apply sunscreen on my back before a first date
:marseychad:  nice try w*man but I know your game.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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To start off, I am pale AF. Think whiter than a piece of paper. If I don't apply sunscreen, I don't just burn, I fry. My skin will turn stop sign red if I so much as LOOK outside at noon without applying sunscreen.
are white people just !vampires in disguise?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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yes, butt thats a whole nother story
https://media.giphy.com/media/aEcWQCnyZNJbolplIE/giphy.webp
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:marseyhmmhips:  If this was true, why do white people age like milk?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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because they not be drinking enough blax folx blood

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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SLAVS ARE, DARK RINGS AROUND THE EYES ARE A SIGN IF THEIR VAMPIRIC LINEAGE, SO IF YOU SEE SOME PALE MOTHER FRICKER WITH A BEAK OF A NOSE, DARK HAIR, AND DARK RINGS AROUND THEIR EYES, YOU STAKE THAT FRICKER, THAT'S WHAT YOU do...

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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What disguise

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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>hey can you touch me all over?
>wtf why is this considered sexual?
:#marseyfacepalm:
She must be pretty unbearable if even her family won't help her :marseydisagree:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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I am not putting sunscreen on anyone's back unless I personally know them. I don't want to touch strangers let alone ugly strangers.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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I was thinking we need an award for people who can prove they can touch their hands behind their back

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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:#marseyrubberhosecopium:
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1cvp82g/i_hate_that_askinghaving_someone_apply_sunscreen/:
https://old.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/vay2l8/no_im_not_pregnant/:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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