JimieWhalesshe/bitch
An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess.
7mo ago#6497163
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God fricking darnit, Olivia. You already got me for the bridal shower, and the wedding registry, and the baby shower. That's it. No more. If this means we're not friends any more, so be it.
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JimieWhales 7mo ago#6497290
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We should start our own divorce registry where you force them to give back all the shit they got out of you.
They register at the same time as the marriage registry, we could even put it on the blockchain to store the gifts of each guest, and make a smart contract that gets updated by the divorce judge and withdraws the amount automatically from their bank account.
There's a fricking difference between leaving spoiled food on your counter, and a fricking compost bin. It requires acceptance of what has come to pass and an IQ above room temperature.
Or, I guess, you can pretend everything is the fricking same and eat the fricking rotten food. This works for !r-slurs like you.
I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the fricking maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a fricking moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was fricking practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the fricking noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the fricking maggots squirming inside me. Just the fricking idea of it made me c*m again.
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God fricking darnit, Olivia. You already got me for the bridal shower, and the wedding registry, and the baby shower. That's it. No more. If this means we're not friends any more, so be it.
Buy your own goddarn juicer.
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Whenever I get invited to a wedding I make artwork for the bride and groom and sometimes buy them a nice $50> candle.
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We should start our own divorce registry where you force them to give back all the shit they got out of you.
They register at the same time as the marriage registry, we could even put it on the blockchain to store the gifts of each guest, and make a smart contract that gets updated by the divorce judge and withdraws the amount automatically from their bank account.
I'll take my $100M now.
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Give them some bondage gear and never get invited again.
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It's not simply enough to normalize societal degradation. We must celebrate it!
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There's a fricking difference between leaving spoiled food on your counter, and a fricking compost bin. It requires acceptance of what has come to pass and an IQ above room temperature.
Or, I guess, you can pretend everything is the fricking same and eat the fricking rotten food. This works for !r-slurs like you.
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Her body won't rot much as long as you get it on ice quickly; there's no reason to leave it for the worms.
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No need, the fricking worms are fricking extra stimulation
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More holes, more goals.
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I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the fricking maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a fricking moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was fricking practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the fricking noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the fricking maggots squirming inside me. Just the fricking idea of it made me c*m again.
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This story was a fundamental part of the development of my prefrontal cortex
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Feminism in a nutshell.
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why the frick would you want to make a public registry for this lmfao
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why would you reward someone for foresaking the institution of holy matrimony?
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Because iteration is the fricking only path to something worthy.
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So you could frick her?
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I will shit in a box and wrap it for anyone who dares send me their divorce registry.
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Lol they're Jewish American princesses from Long Island. Of course they want free shit for nothing.
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It's really starting to anger me how much free shit people want.
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women do anyting but lose weight
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I'm glad those beasts are dumped but sad they are getting free money from the dummies that fell into their trap.
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