Women who create "divorce registry" website look exactly like what you'd expect

JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. 3mo ago #6497163

God fricking darnit, Olivia. You already got me for the bridal shower, and the wedding registry, and the baby shower. That's it. No more. If this means we're not friends any more, so be it.

Buy your own goddarn juicer.

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> JimieWhales 3mo ago #6497285 ⚛️🌈🐱 Lost 123 coins

Whenever I get invited to a wedding I make artwork for the bride and groom and sometimes buy them a nice $50> candle. :marseywhirlyhat:

!slots123

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WayOut ping/pong Ping "Gock or not" @WayOut for a forensic gock assessment. 100dc per analysis. JimieWhales 3mo ago #6497290

We should start our own divorce registry where you force them to give back all the shit they got out of you.

They register at the same time as the marriage registry, we could even put it on the blockchain to store the gifts of each guest, and make a smart contract that gets updated by the divorce judge and withdraws the amount automatically from their bank account.

I'll take my $100M now.

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JohnDevereaux they/them I am a bad person and should feel bad but I don't ^^ JimieWhales 3mo ago #6499658

Give them some bondage gear and never get invited again.

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Anti-Weed_Crusader your/move 3mo ago #6497070

It's not simply enough to normalize societal degradation. We must celebrate it!

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Grue check/bio Que sera, sera Anti-Weed_Crusader 3mo ago #6497277

There's a fricking difference between leaving spoiled food on your counter, and a fricking compost bin. It requires acceptance of what has come to pass and an IQ above room temperature.

Or, I guess, you can pretend everything is the fricking same and eat the fricking rotten food. This works for !r-slurs like you.

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JANNIEJENOCIDE Hazzard/County :marseysteaming:

Grue 3mo ago #6497366

Her body won't rot much as long as you get it on ice quickly; there's no reason to leave it for the worms.

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Grue check/bio Que sera, sera JANNIEJENOCIDE 3mo ago #6497377

No need, the fricking worms are fricking extra stimulation :meow:

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JANNIEJENOCIDE Hazzard/County :marseysteaming:

Grue 3mo ago #6497391

More holes, more goals. :marseyzombie2:

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Grue check/bio Que sera, sera JANNIEJENOCIDE 3mo ago #6497423

I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the fricking maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a fricking moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was fricking practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the fricking noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the fricking maggots squirming inside me. Just the fricking idea of it made me c*m again.