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Women who create "divorce registry" website look exactly like what you'd expect
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God fricking darnit, Olivia. You already got me for the bridal shower, and the wedding registry, and the baby shower. That's it. No more. If this means we're not friends any more, so be it.
Buy your own goddarn juicer.
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We should start our own divorce registry where you force them to give back all the shit they got out of you.
They register at the same time as the marriage registry, we could even put it on the blockchain to store the gifts of each guest, and make a smart contract that gets updated by the divorce judge and withdraws the amount automatically from their bank account.
I'll take my $100M now.
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Whenever I get invited to a wedding I make artwork for the bride and groom and sometimes buy them a nice $50> candle.
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Give them some bondage gear and never get invited again.
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