If you have to choose between a woman and a shark for a childminder, you'd be a fool not to choose the shark.
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Worldwide there were 14 confirmed shark-related fatalities last year, including 10 classified as unprovoked. There are roughly 500 casss of filicide per year in the United States alone, of which more than half are mothers murdering their progeny.
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Meanwhile humans kill over 100million sharks a year and the number of sharks in the sea has been reduced
by over 70% in the last 50 years
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Kill sharks, behead sharks, roundhouse kick sharks into the concrete etc.
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Love seeing those numbers go down
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bc youre a loser who never wins at anything
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stumbling accross something=/=winning
So youre not only a loser, youre a dumb loser
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Jaws, as kino as it was, was probably the worst thing to ever happen to sharks, sadly
People think of them as man-eating monsters, and they started exterminating them so much to the point where even the author of the novel (the film was an adaption btw) spent the rest of his life advocating for marine conservation because how much damage was done
Such are things
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if it makes you feel any better most of their deaths are caused by the Chinese hunting them for soup
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We should hunt the chinese for soup.
Wait no, they would just drink it.
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You just have to get them to start hunting themselves for soup, then the problem would just take care of itself.
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Is that what that circle of life thing was about?
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Acknowledging that most of all this poaching crap is done by Xi's soup loving agents (who probably never saw the movie) does help make me feel better, gotta say…
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*proven filicide
Add SIDS
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yeah someone here posted some stat about SIDS being 5x more common in babies to single mothers than to two-parent households
that sure is a really clever disease to know whether it's one or two parents taking care of the baby
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What are the 4 attacks classified as "provoked"?
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Come at me neighbor.
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Spear-fishing or baiting the sharks, maybe? I know nurse sharks frequent reefs and stuff where people snorkel. I hear a lot of stories about people yanking on their tails and shit and getting chomped, but I don't think they've killed anyone
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Being in the water while looking tasty
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You can eat all the kids in the world, sharksey!
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all this proves is that sharks are little bitches
i could beat one in a fight provided i could smoke a little crack beforehand
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Something tells me that stat of 500 is far outstripped by the number of children killed by fathers and stepfathers. Foids put up such pathetic killcounts.
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And if correct for "time spent around the child" a frustrated stepfather is more lethal than a mom with postpartum-psychosis.
And when we finally girl-bossed through the 'school-shooter' glass ceiling the most memorable thing about her was that she got BTFO within minutes and wore a lot of striped shirts
Even at our most evil it's just awkward and lame. :(
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sea nannys
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