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She told one epic tale.

But this dude def r*pes:

Check Neil's 2006 "HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES"… just blew me away. I grabbed the ePub. Right at the beginning, more...:

"The times I had kissed my sister's friends I had not spoken to them. They had been around while my sister was off doing something elsewhere, and they had drifted into my orbit, and so I had kissed them. I do not remember any talking. I did not know what to say to girls, and I told him so."

I'll be real. Neil Gaiman is a string bean cute twink. But Neil Gaiman is also rich and was able to get with the chick that Shelob resembles/was modeled on for that one LOTR game. Neil Gaiman probably had a line of art hoes at the beck and call. I think the man can do better than some random chick with three orbiters who wanted to get her copy of Coraline signed at 3 AM.

Bait Idea: rent a bear costume, and start raping random women

I saw Neil Gaiman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

It's like he basically r*ped me and the cashier.

woman moment

i'm so proud of you queen

Edit: I still have no idea who the frick this guy is lol

Wrote a famous comic about gods where the main character (the god of dreams) looked like this

Also responsible for writing the books that became this

And

And

And lots of other stuff. Doesn't have the massive cultural cache of a Stephen King or GR Martin but exists in the tier right below that (especially if you're a brit)

Every woman on Earth has a terrifying first person account of the time a moid did nothing directly untoward to her.

I'll never recover from when Paul Giamatti came into the liquor store where I was working and awkwardly complimented my hair while buying pretentious microbrews.

WHO??

I hate that these bitches are making me support Neil Gaiman

I wish encyclopedia dramatica were still around so i could link the entry for "almost r*ped"

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edit: got the archive https://archive.ph/LSTkv

I don't think Gayman is interested in women, let alone molesting them.

Good morning I hate women.

>I didn't think anything happened until I heard another foid yapping that I realized retroactively I was almost mega r*ped

>have casual s*x

>find it dehumanizing

>culture says casual s*x is okay, so my partner must have done something wrong

95% of MeToo cases are already this, but somehow they keep pushing the limits until we hit "a man looked at me"

We live in a society

>25

>Young and naive and didn't realize that guys like tits

>Male friends protected her

Don't want them to complain about Islamic guardianship ever again

>25

>young and naive and didn't realize that a man looking at my cleavage is r*pe

He's poly and as someone who has been hit on by a poly person before, I agree, we should ruin their lives/careers + bring back the death penalty for this it's genuinely offensive (and not just because of the smell!)

He shouldn't have written such terrible books if he didn't want to be called a male feminist. Also he's British so that's strike 2.