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isn't 1 more than enough
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How fricking fat are you to eat 4 of those. I feel like i would puke after one. They're huge, way too buttery and sugary and have like a half inch of icing on top
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Their lowest calorie one (Chocolate Chip)
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720 calories cookie
Now I understand
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The idea is to have leftovers. American
food culture may not be the most exotic or exquisite, but the idea is "nobody goes home hungry 
and you'll have a meal ready 
to eat tomorrow too". Ignorant 
people think 
it's a whole serving or leftovers "being for poors".
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Yeah I really want to take home a doggie bag containing 3/4 of a cookie you nibbled a quarter off...
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They're meant to be take-out (or delivered if you feel like overpaying)
I'll grab them once in a blue moon for my girlfriend and I, and we eat them over the course of three days, tossing the least tasty one.
Crumbl cookies are either incredible or mid. Even stale I'll have them with coffee the next day.
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You're supposed to eat these cookies during an orgy
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If you can't split a cookie
with your bare hands 
try a butter knife, scissors if you want.
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720 kcal for ONE cookie? Neighbor that's a cake not a cookie
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Tfw big mac is the healthy alternative
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Mcchads stay winning
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boyslop better than foidslop
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That has protein at least
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how big are these cookies? looks like it should be a whole meal
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Pretty certain they sell them in packs of 4.
You're arguably not supposed to eat them all in one sitting, or even one day. I've ordered a pack of 4 similar cookies before (not exactly crumbl but similar nutrition) and ate them over a week. It was still decadent but
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There was a post yesterday about someone eating 4 in one sitting.
https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/288373/anybody-else-eat-4-cookies-in
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!fitness dirty bulk potential
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i thought everyone was doing the fat people thing where they pretend they totes couldn't eat 4 oreos for a total of 200 cals. these things are 800 cals each apparently wtf is in them
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They're huge with a ton of dense icing on top
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Are those cookies actually massive or how are they 800cal a pop
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They're basically cupcakes with a bunch of frosting.
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Yeah they're huge and very tall for cookies
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Yeah for 4 people
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