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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.
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Unless you get
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i'm sure they'd just fumble that too. but also i'm bullet proof after making a pact with a russian mercenary
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I'm more worried about the taser.
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literally just run away lmao the obese foid cops don't stand a chanceuntil they decide you're committing a capitol offense and pull their Glock
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i don't see how them pulling out their girl peepees is going to hurt me
edit: i realize i should have said "girl peepees" so it makes slightly more sense
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Did you see that lady cop stop that drunk squatemalan driving at 100mph? Literal 5'3 squatemalan https://rdrama.net/h/toomanyxchromosomes/post/301842/girls-get-it-done
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they're all so slow lmao
i don't even practice running but i'm pretty sure i can run faster than that
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Well, they get to max out her credit card now that they stole her purse, so they win in the end.
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Me running
from a foid cop when I hear "Taser Taser Taser" from behind
me 
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Ewww.
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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.
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