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1995 marcia brady Some respond normally, some consider there might be something wrong with them but do not hit the mark.
This is one of those moment where I'm reminded exactly how asexual I am. I just cannot wrap my head around a random person ordering me a glass of milk as a sexy thing, especially if I'd never talked to them before. I'd probably wind up thinking they had some sort of weird milk-based fetish more than anything else.
The Daily Mail wants in on this shit
Yahoo boomer comments are reasonably confused
Aol.com just because, even though it pulls from Variety
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!actualbiofoids !biofoids !cuteandvalid !bottoms does milk get it done for you or give you the ick?
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Losers proving they don't understand the basic concept of soft domming in BDSM and the eroticism of control and the relinquishing of it. There's more to submission than just beating a tied up gimp with a riding crop! The whole point is that an adult drinking a glass of milk in the middle of a restaurant is weird!!
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Im a gay man
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Lol, cute twink
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This is pick up artistry with foid cope.
"You don't understand how his gay butt hat exerted control over me."
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"I don't understand"
Yeah you don't.
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"It's the gay butt hat asserting dominance in a nuanced social game, not me being an r-slured slut who was going to give it up to him anyway."
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If the r-slurred social game is fun, yeah.
You think everyone is lying when they post about personality being attractive????
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It's like when you were a kid and everyone was playing make believe dinosaurs, and you jumped in and tried to be a giant butterfly that shot milk out of its tits. Then everyone made fun of you, and you went off and cried that they just didn't understand your creativity.
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This but without the ostracism
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Just win
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"If u really want me to peepee u down then u gotta do this humiliating thing to prove your devotion to getting this peepee" is a fairly common bdsm power play lol its like making someone drink out of a dog bowl or be a leg rest
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