The absolute, unbridled bitterness and jealousy radiating off this post is amazing

Definitely would never have sent this juiced up and exaggerated nonsense. That said, this is some amazing snappy material.

Congrats on 2 years of the kids and I not holding you back anymore. You've done soooooo much these last two years. You must be really proud of yourself!

Ohhh wait? That was me. Down 60 lbs, sober, mentally and physically healthy again, a wayyyy better mom now, and a fricking amazeballs group of friends who actually care about me. Life is good!

And you're still the same superficial and shallow frickboy you've always been. Just with a new toy on your arm. Your shallow house, car, bike, and all the other things you use to fill your empty existence.

Anyway… happy new year and good luck getting it up tonight with your whiskey peepee. If the pills don't work, you can always wait till she's asleep since that seems to do it for ya 😘