Reminder Witches, we still have a few more months of binging Netflix while eating tubs of of ice cream

Rememeber if your inner voice tells you to be a lazy piece of shit, listen to that voice.

>Or if you're one of us that celebrate the new year on Samhain, the death of the old year, you can snarkily ask them why it took so long for them to get their butt in gear.

"So what did you do for New Years last week?"

"HA! You think last week was New Years?? Oh you poor child. If only you could be as ascended as I and celebrate it when it TRULY happens, on the eve of the Samhain!"

"......"

Edit: Guys this post made it to some weird site where men are talking about crushing our skulls because of this post.

Sigh "not all men"

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1hvsthd/reminder/:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)