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I would guess I'm like 199lbs

:marseyxd: picking the weirdest possible number to guess because you have an aversion to admitting you're a 200 pound tub o lard

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With redditors you gotta add 50 lbs

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Probably 250+

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She is at least 133kg

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>After crying, and calmly explaining my view

LOL

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>HARRY POTTER! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN DE GOBLET OF FIRE?!

Dumbledore calmly explained

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Lines like that are so funny it makes me think it's a real post.

If I were LARPing as a Foid I would add the suspicious 'calmly' and 'politely' qualifiers. But to just obliviously admit to hysterics in the very same sentence.... I just could never think of that.

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Oftentimes my husband gets caught up in his own wants and needs and tends to forget that his actions have reactions and effect (affect?) the people around him.

The sheer fricking balls on this woman. How does that definition of chutzpah go? Killing your parents and then asking for clemency because you're an orphan?

Also it's "affect" you mong.

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All the greenhouse gases this b-word is brapping are destroying the earth but we need to talk about xitter instead :marseygas:

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Hi /u/Relative_Driver_7022 :marseywave2:, I couldn't help but notice that you're engaging in stochastic emotional terrorism against your husband. Yikes! You need to unpack your feelings, go to therapy, and stop being a dumpster fire of a person. Also, lay off the Culver's and Spotted Cow, you sound rather porcine!

Thoughts and prayers,

Your friend,

Bix

PS. Trans lives matter!

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Tango down :marseyemojilaugh:

!friendsofcrosstalkpm !commenters

No trans lives matter

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:#marseykingcrown:

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she should divorce him for not deleting the nazi app...find some joggers that will appreciate her diabetes riddled fat body...

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I'm addicted to caffeine, and drink something like 600mg

:marseyseizure: :marseyseizure: :marseyseizure:

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>AITHA


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Am I The Hellacious Butthole (yes)

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>I have a non-binary older sibling, a trans sibling, and I myself identify using she/they pronouns.

GPT run the numbers on this one please :marseynoooticer:

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Yeah its very statistically likely a whole family can be this gender confused.

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Imma be honest it might already be too late for her.

She states that she stated experiencing weight loss but also doesn't seem to indicate she changed her diets/habits or anything ; coupled with how she feels "exhausted", it's entirely possible she's already got full-blown diabetes and her body already started attacking the fat deposits to survive.

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silence is compliance

:r#ape:

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She has an Onlyfans, she doesn't need that fascist.

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Every day from the second I wake up to when my butt hits the bed at night, I hold my farts in. Not to be polite, or adhere to social standards, but instead so I have a full magazine of butt juice loaded to release at moments notice. If it were me sitting there, I would have released the most blood curling, chair cracking, butt ripping, underwear staining, wet, church house creeper while staring her straight in the eyes. Then, while I see the horror on her face and never break eye contact, I would take a deep inhale through my nose to taste the satisfaction of victory as both of her lungs collapse.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1i8o13u/aitha_for_telling_my_husband_he_has_to_delete_x/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/prediabetes/comments/1i419nd/just_diagnosed_with_pre_diabetes_and/:

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