My wife of 22 years came out as a lesbian and she's known since college. : TrueOffMyChest

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1inf5k8/my_wife_of_22_years_partner_of_25_came_out_as_a/

Very amusing foid moment on the TL today.

My wife(F42)(Emily) and I(M42) have been together since freshman year, [...]

Last night when I arrived home from an exhausting shift, Emily sat me down and told me we had to talk, she proceeded to tell me how she's a lesbian, that she's known since college, and that she's gone with multiple dates with many women over our entire marriage.

:mjlo#l:

She justified herself, saying that her family would've never accepted her and that she never actually cheated on me because she was being her true self with the women she slept with

> :marseyfoidretard: It wasn't cheating because I've been lying to you for 20 years(?)

and to end it all she wanted us to have a lavender marriage so she cold be herself while her parents thought she was a straight woman

> :marseyfoidretard: anyway can you continue to financially support me please :marseyflirt: otherwise I'd have to take accountability

I'm not happy for her, or proud or anything like that, if anything I feel pure rage towards her.

:marseydoi#t: you know what to do

By the way, this is the :snipsnip: moid's fault but you're not ready for that conversation :marseynails:

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU 20hr ago #7783558

Believable backstory for a redditor to marry the only fully on lesbian in existence

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kongsformerlydongs diddy/kong GoldMemer 17hr ago #7783805

>Implying she's not just fricking other guys and saying she's a lesbian to throw him off the trail

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pm-me-manifestos eval/apply I promise I'm not like this IRL kongsformerlydongs 16hr ago #7784042

:marseycuckfictiontalking#:

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Lv999_Lich_Saiyan un/ded :pepereegun:

pm-me-manifestos 12hr ago #7784884

lol this guy's gay!

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Loginnnnn they/them pm-me-manifestos 14hr ago #7784561

:marseycuckfiction:

:speechbubble:

goderator200 we/are/god 20hr ago #7783529

:s: :o: :u: :n: :d: :s: :space: :f: :a: :k: :e:

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Cathedral brex/it goderator200 20hr ago #7783550

Ultimately it is because 'lesbianism' isn't real; long-term she was fricking men and lying about it. Here, enjoy this pizza to go with your hieroglyphs.

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goderator200 we/are/god Cathedral 20hr ago #7783576 Edited 20hr ago

:mars#eyoctopus2:

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Cathedral brex/it goderator200 20hr ago #7783587

:marseygoatse:

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goderator200 we/are/god Cathedral 20hr ago #7783592 Edited 19hr ago

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SexHooker check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency Cathedral 12hr ago #7784915

>being attracted to women is impossible

ok strag

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AndreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

SexHooker 12hr ago #7785133

ummmmm yeah???

Thorpe they/them 17hr ago #7783777

This happened to my two best friend's dads in middle school. Their moms eloped with each other and then both their dads lost their minds.

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Katedra polska/gora :marseyflagpoland:

Thorpe 17hr ago #7783810

:marseygossip#: That must've been some kino drama at the time

LostAndConfused they/them Thorpe 15hr ago #7784332

True story from a job I had way back. Woman comes out as lesbian, leaves husband, meets girlfriend (who also left her marriage to come out as lesbian). They move in together, all is happy happy joy joy. Then new neighbours move next door, married straight couple. Everyone gets on great together.

What happens next is that girlfriend and husband have affair and run off to Australia together, leaving his ex-wife and her ex-partner behind.

It's the kind of story I wouldn't believe if I read it on here, but it did really happen.

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yakubianangel live/laugh/love :marseyfoidretard:

Thorpe 14hr ago #7784424

This happened to my grandpa, my grandma left him for another woman. It absolutely devastated my grandpa, he talked about unaliving himself. Then, the woman my grandma had left my grandpa for left my grandma and my grandma attempted unaliving through self-immolation in response. Everything's gravy now though. My grandpa met and fell in love with his second wife (who is superior to my grandma in every way ngl). They've been together for 30 years now. My grandma begs for money on the side of the road after gambling all her money away and losing her social security for the month. It all works out in the end :marseybow:

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SexHooker check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency yakubianangel 12hr ago #7784911

If they are equally your grandparent, how do you choose which one is the center? This could have as easily been framed as a story of someone being left behind, rather than leaving.

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kaamrev they/them :marseynpcsheep:

Thorpe 17hr ago #7783867

deets

Tonystarkschoad re/tard Can I say BIPOC here? Thorpe 11hr ago #7785475

If this happened in New Jersey then I probably know who you're talking about.

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Thorpe they/them Tonystarkschoad 10hr ago #7785641

No. Women are just that bad that things like this happen every day.

wallywally they/them 19hr ago #7783621

/u/ComplexIce9936 sorry you're going through all of this.

Here's an unrelated Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Peterson_trial

Loginnnnn they/them wallywally 13hr ago #7784619

Didn't that guy push his wife down the stairs cause he was a homo trying to escape marriage? Slightly different scenario

ResneedingSyndrome EO/14168 Qui bibit sanctus est Loginnnnn 11hr ago #7785357

She is going to push OP down the stairs because he is so weak.

Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most :!marseywave:

19hr ago #7783622

Clearly she settled for OP because deep down she could feel that he is a woman on the inside.

:#marseyeggirl:

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar: :space: :!marseyagree:

ChristmasKingofZembla king/sire It's a cool place! 14hr ago #7784556

!familyman

JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. 20hr ago #7783539

This chump talked himself out of a ménage à trois.

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Freak-Off Sir/Sir Hit the 👂, take it in the rear @pjzzajill JimieWhales 15hr ago #7784246

Missed out on 20 years of group s*x.

Sussy_Kong COOL/MONKE JimieWhales 15hr ago #7784301

That's how I could tell that it's fake.

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DoveMenCare my/dude 19hr ago #7783648

Oh yeah, he should agree to the "lavender marriage" if it is soonish. He should make a giant slideshow listing everything she told him to blast it directly into the faces of her entire family and friendgroup that she's a cheating lying cute butch :marseyagree: