https://old.reddit.com/r/doordash/comments/1ipsxbs/caught_my_long_distance_boyfriend_cheating/
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I believe he is cheating because he is a serial cheater
and we've had many issues with cheating in the past. We will break up for a few months, get back together, and kinda repeat.
We've been doing this for 8 years in April. He originally told me he would be here Thursday night, but told me he had a morning meeting at 6am Friday and didn't think he could make the 6hr drive to come see me and preform in this meeting. I was upset, but we talked not out and he was supposed to come Friday night/valentines day night, he was distant Valentine's Day, but said work was ready busy, I didn't think much of it, then this interaction happened:
Confirming he was at home alone, but also he has Brie for dinner which seemed… off?
Anyways, he was acting depressed, and wanting to be nice I ordered him roses and his favorite candy to his house. I told him to expect a delivery within the hour. He left this message read but did not answer. Which was … super bizarre? So I at that moment had the idea to message the door dasher asking about a second car in the drive way.
She asked if I still wanted her to complete the delivery, and I was like, uh, yes, and I'll send an extra 10$ if you loudly say " this is a gift from your girlfriend " dasher agreed, but even though she rang the door bell and knock repeatedly, the dude would not answer.
While talking to the driver, I said something like " what the heck, I've been dating this man for almost 8 years" which triggered the chat to close, I about screamed in frustration, but I did leave the dasher 20$ as a tip for her detective work.
Currently, laying in bed obsessing over this with my cats while pretending that I'm driving the 6 hours to my soon to be exs house and confronting him. If he doesn't answer by the end of this count down I'm just going message something like. " I saw what I need to see, I'm driving home" and actually have some leverage for his stupid lies when he does come around to answering me.
Shes textboming this guy and hes not replying 
Currently, I'm in my bed with my cats, but texting him every 30 min to 1 hr saying I'm making the 6 hour drive to his place.
I'm going to pretend I drove up, saw the car, and drove home, and if he tries to fact check me im going to use the door dashers photo 😭😂
Justification
!foidmoment and !moidmoment too I guess?
Guy in question
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Twist: the reason the doordasher cut off the chat was because she was in a hurry to go frick the bf.
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She stumbled into an orgy
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This would happen to me all the time if my order wasn't Franzia wine, Totino's pizza rolls, and Pepto Bismol.
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you really didn't need to harass some doordash guy to spy on him to know he's cheating dummy
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Good morning. All doordash people need to be harassed on principle
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Don't get that 10% tip unless you're crying by the time you get at my door
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Ya but who doesn't love a good caper?
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That's pretty devious. Imagine if foids were able to use all their brain power all the time like this.
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what if he was just playing Halo with a homie
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gramma came to visit
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That code for fricking?
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might as well be
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Choo choo!
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wtf why is she with this guy?
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no but seriously I often struggle with this on reddit (and sometimes other sites like here, but esp reddit)... is this fake? is it bait? Am I the one living in a weird-butt bubble where things I think are normal and obvious are just some kind of middle-class aberration?
...who the frick are these people? How is this even a relationship?
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Wh*tes...
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Probably black foid tho
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Foid utterly confounded by a !foidmoment
Imagine regularly feeling this way, and you're just scratching the surface of what it means to be a !fellas
No trans lives matter
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Honestly, yeah the problem is you. Not in a rude way, but cheating is so normalized on social media nowadays that I'm honestly not surprised so many people have shitty relationships yet fail to realize why.
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Yes actually. You're living the life akin to a cartoon character. Not overtly perfect but unrealistically idyllic. There's a lot of sisters out there who are absolute train wrecks mentally, usually due to a cascading series of unfortunate events that buck break them. This is an extreme example certainly but less extreme cases are certainly common enough, if not the norm.
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ie getting blacked in college
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Come on, Jimie!
COME ON!!!
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These are people who can't tell you what it would
feel like if they didn't eat breakfast
this morning
or one of those redditors
with masive holes in their brains from that one MRI thread.
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Didn't you cheat on your highschool boyfriend and then kick him in the balls? Or am I thinking of another dramafoid?
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He cheated on me and I subsequently kicked him in the balls after he begged me to take him back
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You cheated on him too tho didn't you?
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Nah, bf got mad that I was hanging out with a male friend from school at the mutual hangout spot and he felt overshadowed (bf was there the whole time). My friend had graduated hs the previous year, so I only saw him sporadically whereas I saw bf way more often…god forbid I don't give my complete and devoted attention to him for one measly night lmao
Swore off dating punks after that one…they're mentally perpetual children who smell like patchouli and dookie
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Haha, no!
I didn't have any boyfriend in highschool
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You're not just saying that make me feel better about myself, are you?
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Aaaawww, you wanna roleplay? You pretend to be a highschool girl (legal) and I'll pretend to be an neurodivergent armpit fetishist creep who's harassing you online. (It'll be easier for me.)
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There are always the good parts too that you don't hear about. They're comfortable together, they know each other, they have some history. It's hard to split up with someone you're generally compatible with and start sorting through all the losers on dating apps when there's a guy right there who already knows and understands you.
There's also that reactions to cheating is pretty variable. You're supposed to be very upset, and probably most people are, but a lot of people just naturally don't care that much. It makes them a bit annoyed and that's it. One of those things people don't talk about much because it looks kind of bad if you don't care so you pretend you do.
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You are a woman, looking in on foids.
Every group has that subcategory, the repository of all the stereotypical behaviours that are attributed to the whole. They're not complimentary, so we bristle at the unfairness of it, but then you see someone like this and realise, foreign as they are, they are who the stereotypes come from.
And it's not just that they have those stereotypical qualities, it's that they're entirely composed of them, in public, uncaring. It makes them seem like a cartoon designed by people who hate you, they're that embarrassingly stereotypical.
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Not all women are foids.
But also of course the moid is to blame for cheating. That goes without saying, or at least I thought it did. I was referring to the overly dramatic events of a relationship the foid should have left years ago, not gotten to a point where she's using delivery drivers to spy on a moid who has repeatedly cheated on her before. They're both stereotypes.
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These are either really insecure people, trashy people, mentally ill or all three. Insecurity is usually the big factor though.
Mentally stable, happy people don't do this shit.
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Oh yeah? How come the guy isn't at home if he's so happy?
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the peepee this dude
has must be HUGE 
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Is this guy staggeringly charming and great in the sack, or like is a rich celebrity that's famous in some circle we don't understand? Like if you zoom and enhance on that pic is it actually Jonah Hill or something?
Or is this foid just emotionally broken and desperate for even a crumb of affection from some loser two states away?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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only thing I can come up with is shes
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She uses reddit, of course she's fat.
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Women who use Reddit. I hate them
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What about women who use rdrama? Do you hate them too?
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I have no idea what this website is
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My opinion:

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gm fabrico
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This is just a pic of Patrick Stump? Weird way to find out he's not gay
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Bubbles
from TPBs slaying 👏👏👏
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Honestly, yes. Have some self respect?
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You sound very possessive and controlling, total ICK factor! You aren't entitled to anything sweaty!
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Stop trying to control mens' bodies
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Where do you draw the line
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for a boyfriend? If he cheats a single time, it's over. No backsies, ever.
I've thought about this and I've seen with some married friends... maybe if I were married w/kids and a husband I really loved stepped out of line once - maybe maybe I could find a way to forgive him. I'm not sure about that one, it's hypothetical but I know some women who seem to have worked through infidelity.
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Its already over for you
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You say that but then your boyfriend cheated on you 7 times and you forgave and love him again cause he bought you McDonalds...
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I'm sorry. It was a mistake
and I swear it won't happen
again.
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She gets off on it. Can't get enough of the eternal victim status and being in the right all the time no matter what she does. Quite common foid behaviour
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Reminder: this is a moid who foids consider "high value"
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I watched some tv show about a shooting in a trailer park over a real prize and it was amazing on every level
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Women are fricking r-slurred.
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Thats the only surprising thing tbqh. I was expecting a
or 
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Imagine stalking mid guy.
Look matched
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I think /u/Aggravating_Lettuce needs those lechuga flaps split by another dude to get over this. Seriously how you gonna let a comic soy phenotype walk all over you. Even for a foid that's pathetic.
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B-words be crazy...
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She's not crazy. Shes actually a genius
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How r-slurred do you have to be to stay with someone for 8 years on and off that cheats?
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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.
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