Crazy :marseyfoidretard: turns into a :marseydarkfoidretard: asking the Doordash driver to check if her long distance boyfriend is cheating :hump: on her

https://old.reddit.com/r/doordash/comments/1ipsxbs/caught_my_long_distance_boyfriend_cheating/

Summary in her own words

Going to try to summarize the comments post so far,

I believe he is cheating because he is a serial cheater :marseyemojilaugh: and we've had many issues with cheating in the past. We will break up for a few months, get back together, and kinda repeat.

We've been doing this for 8 years in April. He originally told me he would be here Thursday night, but told me he had a morning meeting at 6am Friday and didn't think he could make the 6hr drive to come see me and preform in this meeting. I was upset, but we talked not out and he was supposed to come Friday night/valentines day night, he was distant Valentine's Day, but said work was ready busy, I didn't think much of it, then this interaction happened:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619059j0GyiguAktDWCQ.webp

Confirming he was at home alone, but also he has Brie for dinner which seemed… off?

Anyways, he was acting depressed, and wanting to be nice I ordered him roses and his favorite candy to his house. I told him to expect a delivery within the hour. He left this message read but did not answer. Which was … super bizarre? So I at that moment had the idea to message the door dasher asking about a second car in the drive way.

She asked if I still wanted her to complete the delivery, and I was like, uh, yes, and I'll send an extra 10$ if you loudly say " this is a gift from your girlfriend " dasher agreed, but even though she rang the door bell and knock repeatedly, the dude would not answer.

While talking to the driver, I said something like " what the heck, I've been dating this man for almost 8 years" which triggered the chat to close, I about screamed in frustration, but I did leave the dasher 20$ as a tip for her detective work.

Currently, laying in bed obsessing over this with my cats while pretending that I'm driving the 6 hours to my soon to be exs house and confronting him. If he doesn't answer by the end of this count down I'm just going message something like. " I saw what I need to see, I'm driving home" and actually have some leverage for his stupid lies when he does come around to answering me.


Shes textboming this guy and hes not replying :turtoiserofl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619060_s1-EI_xcplNIg.webp

Currently, I'm in my bed with my cats, but texting him every 30 min to 1 hr saying I'm making the 6 hour drive to his place.

I'm going to pretend I drove up, saw the car, and drove home, and if he tries to fact check me im going to use the door dashers photo 😭😂


Justification

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17396190602BuVDYR3_uDDqg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619060qNGSTQLOBzRoYw.webp :marseygiggle#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619061FoFZjIwaj_7aRg.webp :#marseyhesright:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619061OeuO248Fv-qU-g.webp :#marseysuffragette:


!foidmoment and !moidmoment too I guess?

Guy in question

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619130tsgTUOGSO3_W2w.webp :#!marseydarkxd:

anyway Thanks @Vegeta for the idea to sub to /r/doordash, its a gold mine :marseythumbsup:

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>I believe he is cheating because he is a serial cheater :marseyemojilaugh: and we've had many issues with cheating in the past.

wtf why is she with this guy?

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the peepee this dude https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739619130tsgTUOGSO3_W2w.webp has must be HUGE :pepepickle:

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Is this guy staggeringly charming and great in the sack, or like is a rich celebrity that's famous in some circle we don't understand? Like if you zoom and enhance on that pic is it actually Jonah Hill or something?

Or is this foid just emotionally broken and desperate for even a crumb of affection from some loser two states away?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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This is just a pic of Patrick Stump? Weird way to find out he's not gay

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/n8hbojyLfYoAAAAC/it-does-not-make-sense-johnnie-cochran.gif

only thing I can come up with is shes :marseychonkerfoid:

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She uses reddit, of course she's fat.

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Women who use Reddit. I hate them

:#marseybikini:

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What about women who use rdrama? Do you hate them too?

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I have no idea what this website is

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:marseyawardretard#:

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My opinion: :marseyfoidretardpat:

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gm fabrico

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>pepepickle

>is an eggplant

:#pepemath:

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Bubbles :marseysoap: from TPBs slaying 👏👏👏

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no but seriously I often struggle with this on reddit (and sometimes other sites like here, but esp reddit)... is this fake? is it bait? Am I the one living in a weird-butt bubble where things I think are normal and obvious are just some kind of middle-class aberration?

>permanent long distance relationship (not military or scientist doing field work)

>eight fricking years

>repeated cheating

>doordash sherlock holmes

...who the frick are these people? How is this even a relationship?

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who the frick are these people?

Wh*tes...

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Probably black foid tho

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Foid utterly confounded by a !foidmoment

Imagine regularly feeling this way, and you're just scratching the surface of what it means to be a !fellas

No trans lives matter

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Honestly, yeah the problem is you. Not in a rude way, but cheating is so normalized on social media nowadays that I'm honestly not surprised so many people have shitty relationships yet fail to realize why.

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Am I the one living in a weird-butt bubble where things I think are normal and obvious are just some kind of middle-class aberration?

Yes actually. You're living the life akin to a cartoon character. Not overtly perfect but unrealistically idyllic. There's a lot of sisters out there who are absolute train wrecks mentally, usually due to a cascading series of unfortunate events that buck break them. This is an extreme example certainly but less extreme cases are certainly common enough, if not the norm.

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cascading series of unfortunate events that buck break them

ie getting blacked in college

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>is this fake?

>reddit

Come on, Jimie!

:#tayaaa:

COME ON!!!

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These are people who can't tell you what it would :marseywood: feel like if they didn't eat breakfast :marseyheinzbeans: this morning :marseycoffee: or one of those redditors :marseysoypoint2: with masive holes in their brains from that one MRI thread.

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  • Grue : Please find her

Didn't you cheat on your highschool boyfriend and then kick him in the balls? Or am I thinking of another dramafoid?

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@AnHeroedOats Was it you? @Grue has to know.

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  • Grue : :marseycrown:

He cheated on me and I subsequently kicked him in the balls after he begged me to take him back :marseyteehee:

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You cheated on him too tho didn't you?

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Nah, bf got mad that I was hanging out with a male friend from school at the mutual hangout spot and he felt overshadowed (bf was there the whole time). My friend had graduated hs the previous year, so I only saw him sporadically whereas I saw bf way more often…god forbid I don't give my complete and devoted attention to him for one measly night lmao

Swore off dating punks after that one…they're mentally perpetual children who smell like patchouli and dookie

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:marseykneel:

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Haha, no!

I didn't have any boyfriend in highschool :!marseytears:

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:#marseywut2:

You're not just saying that make me feel better about myself, are you?

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Aaaawww, you wanna roleplay? You pretend to be a highschool girl (legal) and I'll pretend to be an neurodivergent armpit fetishist creep who's harassing you online. (It'll be easier for me.)

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There are always the good parts too that you don't hear about. They're comfortable together, they know each other, they have some history. It's hard to split up with someone you're generally compatible with and start sorting through all the losers on dating apps when there's a guy right there who already knows and understands you.

There's also that reactions to cheating is pretty variable. You're supposed to be very upset, and probably most people are, but a lot of people just naturally don't care that much. It makes them a bit annoyed and that's it. One of those things people don't talk about much because it looks kind of bad if you don't care so you pretend you do.

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You are a woman, looking in on foids.

Every group has that subcategory, the repository of all the stereotypical behaviours that are attributed to the whole. They're not complimentary, so we bristle at the unfairness of it, but then you see someone like this and realise, foreign as they are, they are who the stereotypes come from.

And it's not just that they have those stereotypical qualities, it's that they're entirely composed of them, in public, uncaring. It makes them seem like a cartoon designed by people who hate you, they're that embarrassingly stereotypical.

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>worthless dusty keeps cheating

>foids all to blame

:marseychudtalking:

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Not all women are foids.

But also of course the moid is to blame for cheating. That goes without saying, or at least I thought it did. I was referring to the overly dramatic events of a relationship the foid should have left years ago, not gotten to a point where she's using delivery drivers to spy on a moid who has repeatedly cheated on her before. They're both stereotypes.

>foid does something stupid

>women most affected

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These are either really insecure people, trashy people, mentally ill or all three. Insecurity is usually the big factor though.

Mentally stable, happy people don't do this shit.

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>Mentally stable, happy people don't do this shit.

Oh yeah? How come the guy isn't at home if he's so happy?

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>man acts like the average foid

>this confounds the foid

:marseymanysuchcases:

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Honestly, yes. Have some self respect?

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:marseyxd:

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You sound very possessive and controlling, total ICK factor! You aren't entitled to anything sweaty!

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Stop trying to control mens' bodies

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Where do you draw the line

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for a boyfriend? If he cheats a single time, it's over. No backsies, ever.

I've thought about this and I've seen with some married friends... maybe if I were married w/kids and a husband I really loved stepped out of line once - maybe maybe I could find a way to forgive him. I'm not sure about that one, it's hypothetical but I know some women who seem to have worked through infidelity.

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Its already over for you

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You say that but then your boyfriend cheated on you 7 times and you forgave and love him again cause he bought you McDonalds...

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I'm sorry. It was a mistake :marseysuffragette: and I swear it won't happen :marseyvenn6: again.

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:marseyshesright: the only correct answer.

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On and off for months with him cheating on the way (allegedly)

She gets off on it. Can't get enough of the eternal victim status and being in the right all the time no matter what she does. Quite common foid behaviour :marseyscientist:

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