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Foids Posting L's :marseyl: SPECIAL MANLET EDITION

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1iq8b55/men_hitting_on_my_girlfriend_every_time_were_out/

								

								

So, I'm short. 5'2". My girlfriend is tall, probably 5'10 or 6'. We're "a short and a tall," as Big Mouth would put it. We love to dress to the nines and go out. Dresses, jewelry, cocktails, laughter. I'm not gonna lie, we're a hot couple.

:#marseyxdgenocide:

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She's also married to some poor cuck that she's considering divorcing because he was depressed.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Divorce/comments/1ievjgn/anyone_out_there_who_is_or_was_on_the_fence/

/u/dumbbratch that guy hit on your gf because he didn't respect you, just like you don't respect your husband. "Poly" is only a lifestyle for fat, smelly people that will never know real love.

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It's never the people you want to be poly that are poly

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Apparently the rule in hot people poly groups is it pretend they aren't poly so the poly-redditor tier weirdos dont try to force their way into their hot people polycule.

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I wonder if all the hot non-monogamous people just consider themselves swingers and they keep to their little clubs instead of trying to run around and promote it as some sort of sexual identity online like "poly" people always do

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It seems to be a rule, thinking about it: hot people don't need to be validated for their choices, so they feel no need to do evangelism for these kinds of choices. It's the uggos, inside and out, who need you to know that everything they're doing is Great, Actually, and we're Better Than You.

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This applies to anything really. The hot people in a relationship arent gonna want to bring a 3rd person around and ruin it.

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As with all things we see parallel convergence events between the elite at the top and the leeches at the bottom. The king owns Harems of beautiful women, meanwhile the unemployed fricks as many toothless diseased hookers as he wants for a dollar.

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Here's the thing. My girlfriend and I are both non-monogamous and bisexual. It's not that I'm jealous or worried or engaged in some war against peepeees.

Yeah, that's a fricking lie.

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She's mad they aren't hitting on her.

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Nothing more adorable than a 5'2" death stare

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I thought in 2025 we'd be past men blatantly disrespecting a lesbian couple like that :marseysad:

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This is a pooner

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If the short girl is giving out the attitude, who's doing the DV? I thought it was the tall one??

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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.

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