Talking to a coworker once. His wife works at the same place. There was this humonguloid that worked there. She easily weighed like 600lbs. One time his wife went into the women's room and when she was washing her hands this woman busts out of the stall and her whole lower half is smudged with poop and she starts pleading with my coworkers wife to help her clean herself off. My coworkers wife was like "NO! SORRY! I CAN'T!" and ran out of the bathroom.
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/u/shameful-figment, there comes a moment in a fat person's life when they realize how truly fat they are and then decide to no longer be fat. Pissing on the floor and all over your feet is your moment, but unfortunately you are r-slurred, so you'll keep being fat and keeping peeing on yourself. Terrible times for everyone.
Why is the gap a problem? Are you somehow just pissing straight forward? Seems like a small peepee problem. My tip goes below the water so there's no splashing or anything.
My pp is basically a vagina when not hard so i gotta hold it down or the same thing happens. It aligns with the small gap between the potty seat and just leaks down
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I've studied some of these videos in detail, and it turns out when foids pee, depending on their physiology, it can go more forward than you think rather than straight downwards. She's probably one of those forward pee women.
Ah, it's good to be man and always, always have that first squirt be right on target, every time, and not just split in two uncontrollable streams for no apparent reason
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Imma sneak over like a spider and get sum of dat fat butt
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My two year old manages to piss between the seat and potty bowl pretty often at this point. He notices… he has even figured out how to aim better more often. Wtf is wrong with her
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"Chubster" in this case means something like this
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reason why fat people are disgusting #972
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lmfao i literally said FAT in my head while reading that and scrolled down to type FAT...only to see that you have already done so...
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I did the same, but posted it anyway before reading comments
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this never happened to me, am i trans?
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Talking to a coworker once. His wife works at the same place. There was this humonguloid that worked there. She easily weighed like 600lbs. One time his wife went into the women's room and when she was washing her hands this woman busts out of the stall and her whole lower half is smudged with poop and she starts pleading with my coworkers wife to help her clean herself off. My coworkers wife was like "NO! SORRY! I CAN'T!" and ran out of the bathroom.
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Idk not many good gifs for Dolores Claiborne. Idk if the movie even goes into the "throwing shit on the walls for Dolores to clean" from the book
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Remember to house train your foid.
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/u/shameful-figment, there comes a moment in a fat person's life when they realize how truly fat they are and then decide to no longer be fat. Pissing on the floor and all over your feet is your moment, but unfortunately you are r-slurred, so you'll keep being fat and keeping peeing on yourself. Terrible times for everyone.
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frickin gross. Gross ho.
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So her whole house smelled like stale piss all the time
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Why do you think foids gets cat
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Poor Marsey
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Happened to me once. I was taking a shit and the potty had a MASSIVE (2mm) gap between the seat and bowl.
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I once had to use a potty in a public restroom that had like a solid inch gap. No idea who thought that was a good idea.
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Every public potty I've used has had those big butt gaps, they're so dumb.
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Why is the gap a problem? Are you somehow just pissing straight forward? Seems like a small peepee problem. My tip goes below the water so there's no splashing or anything.
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This was one of those metal pottys without water in the bowl.
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I'm pretty sure the result would have been the same with a normal potty. Small peepee problems.
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My pp is basically a vagina when not hard so i gotta hold it down or the same thing happens. It aligns with the small gap between the potty seat and just leaks down
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Do you have a small peepee or something?
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I've studied some of these videos in detail, and it turns out when foids pee, depending on their physiology, it can go more forward than you think rather than straight downwards. She's probably one of those forward pee women.
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Ah, it's good to be man and always, always have that first squirt be right on target, every time, and not just split in two uncontrollable streams for no apparent reason
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It's why women should learn to pee standing, it's much better for aiming.
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Sometimes it goes in all directions along their butt. Must be hard being a foid.
Anyway that's usually when I c*m.
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Literally how do you even do this. I don't think I could get piss in between the seat and the rim of a potty if I tried.
And if you DO do this, how the FRICK do you not notice it? You'd be pissing all over the back of your legs.
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totally not a fetish post btw
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Show me her getting creampied by a BBC and then we will talk.
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My two year old manages to piss between the seat and potty bowl pretty often at this point. He notices… he has even figured out how to aim better more often. Wtf is wrong with her
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I knew a woman who discovered the vagina is not the pee hole in her mid forties
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I just saw the woman pee
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wild transphobic take! do better
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I hope her man buys her a litterbox
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Does her husband clean the bathroom not her?
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tihs happened to me once when i was pissing with a boner
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