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When some Tau player can't stfu about the Greater Good
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Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a xenos into the concrete. Slam dunk a xeno baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy xenos. Defecate in a xenos food. Launch xenos into the sun. Stir fry xenos in a wok. Toss xenos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a xenos gas tank. Judo throw xenos into a wood chipper. Twist xenos heads off. Report xenos to the IRS. Karate chop xenos in half. Curb stomp pregnant xenos. Trap xenos in quicksand. Crush xenos in the trash compactor. Liquefy xenos in a vat of acid. Eat xenos. Dissect xenos. Exterminate xenos in the gas chamber. Stomp xenos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate xenos in the oven. Lobotomize xenos. Mandatory abortions for xenos. Grind xenos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown xenos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize xenos with a ray gun. Kick old xenos down the stairs. Feed xenos to devouring swarm. Slice xenos with a katana.
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The Tau are so unimportant that I've never actually seen one. What are they gonna do, moralize at me?
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They'll create AI and kick off an apocalyptic machine revolt again
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The tau codexes mention Tau getting very attached to their drones and battlesuit VIs, treating like pets and friends. The machines seem to react positively or strangely afterwards
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they're really no match for Imperial armor and generally just as helpless against traitor astartes. I hope they're purged soon.
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Farsight just needs to kill enough psykers and astartes with his vampire xeno sword to become God-Emperor of the Tau.
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Wouldn't he find them repellent since their souls are really tiny and crumbly?
Edit: ah shit I'm thinking of farseers
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It makes sense. Daemons really despise being near that vampire sword, it seems to hurt them being near it. Farsight is basically immortal as long as he wields the sword while everyone in the Enclaves treats him like their savior warrior messiah, which he exiles himself in order to deny their cultish belief until he has to swoop in to save their asses again.
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God I fricking hate the Tau even more now. They have a gay little leader with a gay sword who vaguely annoys daemons slightly.
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Tau players dont have testicles (anymore)
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