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kaamrev they/them I INVENTED BUCK BREAKING  11mo ago (image post) 167 thread views #186062

When some Tau player can't stfu about the Greater Good

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The Tau are so unimportant that I've never actually seen one. What are they gonna do, moralize at me?

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They'll create AI and kick off an apocalyptic machine revolt again :marseydisconcerting:

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:marseyadeptusmechanicus: The abominable intelligence must be abhorred.

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The tau codexes mention Tau getting very attached to their drones and battlesuit VIs, treating like pets and friends. The machines seem to react positively or strangely afterwards:marseydisconcerting: :marseysnappynraged:

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:marsey40k::marseyexcitedexosuit:

they're really no match for Imperial armor and generally just as helpless against traitor astartes. I hope they're purged soon.

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Farsight just needs to kill enough psykers and astartes with his vampire xeno sword to become God-Emperor of the Tau.

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Wouldn't he find them repellent since their souls are really tiny and crumbly?

Edit: ah shit I'm thinking of farseers

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It makes sense. Daemons really despise being near that vampire sword, it seems to hurt them being near it. Farsight is basically immortal as long as he wields the sword while everyone in the Enclaves treats him like their savior warrior messiah, which he exiles himself in order to deny their cultish belief until he has to swoop in to save their asses again.

:marseyemperor: :!marseysquint:

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God I fricking hate the Tau even more now. They have a gay little leader with a gay sword who vaguely annoys daemons slightly.

:marseynurgle: farts on him

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