Ideas for an Ancient Egyptian themed campaign

Egyptian explorers on expedition to central africa.

A campaign revolving around a band of the chosen people escaping to the holy land while facing ancient egyptian evils and soldiers along the way.

I want a game mechanic where someome can c*m in your butt but then you fart it out and throw it in the river and then you go and c*m on his lettuce and watch him eat it and then hold a conversation with your own c*m to humiliate him in front of your family

I think there is a biblical rule set out there (it isn't explicitly religious). Don't remember what it is called but you could repurpose that, but you'd probably have to look through a bunch of christcuck nonsense to find it.

Found a better option

https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/classic/rev_1010.phtml

A group of Atenists fighting against polycucks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atenism

Group is hired by some priests to investigate an upstart god who wants to take the godly power all for himself.

Killing all the first born children is pretty evil. Can force convert by eating the flesh and drinking the blood of an acolyte. Maybe work in a pope-mobile style chariot!

The Pharaoh sends the players to the northern border to politely decline 5 million refugees.

Make sure to incorporate this:

The caliphate Mokattam is a land straight out of the fairy tales of the Arabian Nights. Flying carpets, servant genies, wise sorceresses, helpful dervishes, hospitable Bedouins, brave princes and glowing-eyed harem ladies, but also hungry ghouls and vicious demons and malicious demons, one-eyed giants and walking skeletons, sinister Assassins and the gigantic bird Ruch - here you will find everything that your your adventure heart desires.

But under the splendor of the palaces and temples, under the hospitality in the caravanserais and oases, evil lurks from days days of yore. Hardly anyone remembers her, but now she rears her head again and she rears her head again and reaches once more for the power in Mokattam: An-thank, mistress of the south wind, bringer of plague.

To thwart the plans of the demon princess, you and your fellow adventurers have a long road ahead:

From the fallen last pyramid of the fallen Mecetic Empire to the tower of a master alchemist who found and lost the Philosopher's Stone;

from the cult place of devil worshippers to the premiere of a historical play with special stage effects;

from the streets of the Kushan metropolis overflowing with life and the the palace of the caliph to the Mecetic land of the dead, to ask the wise men of from ancient times for advice;

to the final confrontation with the demon princess in her own temple and to the Great Battle between the horde of her followers and the followers and the army of the Caliph.

Stolen from here.

Ancient not-Egypt. The old pharaoh recently passed away, and was interred with full honors. A month into his son's tenure he comes back to life. Egyptian society is torn on how to respond, with old courtiers favoring the revived king and up and comers backing the new pharaoh. The party finds themselves in the middle of this palace intrigue, once the new pharaoh tasks them with finding out how his father came back to life: was it divine intervention, foul sourcery, or something else?

some tomb workers that didn't get paid so they break into the pyramid/tomb they've been working on to steal stuff

Just be lazy and just run Desert of Desolation.

Don't set it too early. The farther back you go in time, the more often you get derailed wondering if X had been invented yet.

Have them fight a mummy. Not the monster kind, just a dead fricking dude. Make them do it in front of all the Egyptians and his relatives and everything.

Do it.

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