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Wake up 40k fans, it's time for your hobby to get taken over by people who hate it

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I'm lazy and tired so I'm not digging through drama. But it's an Alphabet thread a out bullying in 40k and how everyone's fascist. It's in there.

Women will never be space marines

This thread has some drama

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Including someone who doesn't understand the lore at all. Space Marines have no sexual urges due to the transformation process.

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It's not us !biofoids who want female space nazis. Blame the :!marseytrain:s who want to keep playing their neurodivergent game but can't handle not being a porny bimbo. The call is coming from inside the house :marseysurejan:

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SHOTS FIRED

:marseygossipsmug: !metashit

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>death threats and swatting

>:marseyairquotes: women:marseyairquotes:

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dramamoids sometimes, I swear :marseysmughips:

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Are you implying Penny isn't a woman? :marseypearlclutch:

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Penny is a real black woman and I miss her terribly :marseycryingfast:

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The festive cryer! Penny will return!

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Wait Penny swatted someone? :marseygasp:

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I'd like to imagine that she would have as the next logical leap from doxxing if she was permitted to stay around.

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>just play sisters of battle

>oh wait theyre religious crusaders who are virtuous women something you cant possiboy condone or identify with

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>virtuous

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Virtuous women are worth than any precious metal (proverbs)

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I suppose fanatical pyromaniacs with masochistic tendencies are virtuous when the alternative is androgynous crab demons that make the Cenobites look restrained by comparison.

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Fire is sacred and cleansing. Its just basic science. I suspect you are a servant of chaos

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I used to have a bunch of those old, metal penitent engines. Then I flipped a table accidentally on them and shattered all three. Never went back together right

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>repent

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I already have. Didn't you see the images?

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This is 100% correct :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

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All biofoids want is more pf GW's attention given to tyranids

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>infiltrates via reproduction

>gradually establishes foothold to subvert local order

>once established, reveals itself as vicious predator

>takes everything before moving on to next victim

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Why does every biofoid who tries to play play tyranids?

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My foid says they're extremely cute.

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:#marseyembrace:

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Show up, shit up everything, take everything that can be consoomed, leave immediately after, and go find some other suckers to eat.

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Even better, the first "stage" is to infiltrate via s*x then undermine and create chaos.

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My foid says she likes them because she loves bugs

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idk they just like them

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What's wrong? :marseysad:

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Idk what the above comment means

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But the SoB are almost explicitly just that big tiddie, goth, bimbo, space marines

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Son of a B-word

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:!marseytrain:s are enabled by women. Women are enabled by simps. One of the two groups needs too be whipped into shape

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but can't handle not being a porny bimbo.

Biggest hint is when they enjoy female primarchs vs original. Such a big giveaway

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Ah yes, the tried and true method.

1. Blow "threats" out of proportion or completely make them up.

2. Get everyone to virtue signal that [X] is for everyone!

3. Start suggesting that some character in [X] has always been a :marseytrain: strag.

4. Harass and force out anyone that's not excited for :marseytrain: strags.

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Don't forget "take a minor scuffle over a literally who getting minor pushback against their donut steel primaris intergendors and use it to make sweeping statements about how the entire hobby community needs to change to accommodate you and communism"

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Literally none of these people actually play the game

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If people start talking about receiving death threats online, I assume they haven't reported it to the police, who would have told them not to do that, so obviously they aren't that concerned about them

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In 99% of cases where people talk about death threats, what they actually mean is someone told them to kill themselves, not that they were threatened by someone who wanted to kill them.

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Sorry :marseyteehee: chud, bad thing happened to a protected individual, now we MUST fundamentally change everything about this hobby to suit our politics, and because bad thing happened, you're automatically aligning with bad thing if you disagree :marseyyesandnosuperspeed: with it

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"Fop off"

This grimdark setting that has mindrape as a regularly used weapon sure attracts people that cant say frick huh?

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Mindrape? :marseywtf:

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40k demons mindrape people who aren't turbo chaste :marseyimmaculate:

There's a galaxy :marseystars2: sized bug deity :marseysunwukong: that mindrapes people

The humans mindrape their own AI/robots so they don't get uppity

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:derpthumbsup: fetch

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I don't play personally, but 40k seems to attract a weird :marseyautismdisconcerting: mix of nerds, :marseytrain2:s, and deus vult types :marseyxd:

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I don't even understand how the game works tbh. Is it like DnD or more like Risk?

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No lol. You buy a bunch of overpriced action :marseyfunko: figures, move them around with a ruler, then roll a frickton of dice to see who wins :marseyrofl: Oh yeah it's $30 every few months for a new rulebook or you can't play at all bahaha

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Kill urself too

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:#vegetakneel:

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what did i do :marseycry:

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Think risk but not on a world map, on a map with 3d terrain with pre chosen armies that the players build. You basically buy super detailed miniatures to represent various units of your army, then place them in a big table with fake buildings, trees etc and follow the rules to fight someone else.

Miniature war gaming (of which 40k is a sunset) actually has a very long history. HG wells invented a very early system called "Little Wars." For a long time it was a bunch of old neurodivergents focused on the Napoleonic wars.

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It's literally DnD but instead of counting distance on a grid you use tape measurers

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Kill urself

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Also I think Slaanesh wants to stick some of her peepeees into your brain

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Idk i think the eldar do that. I did a lot of wiki reading one night because the setting is cool.

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I see everything being talked about EXCEPT Warhammer

Darn the average /v/ culture war thread is more on topic than this

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This kills the culture warrior

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Perry Brothers European Mercenary Spearmen as Empire Spearmen for The Old World

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I'm not a great painter :marseysad:

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Looks good to me

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Looks nice! :marseypainter:

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At least you painted them, I enjoy building the models then put off painting them for years.

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It's just a little thick and needs some touchups! It's great though, much better than I can achieve, nice!

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I want to paint my space dwarves in roughly these colours but I'm having trouble picking out some contrast paints for the pants.

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Lmao didn't GW reaffirm that women can't be SMs recently? Also who tf is this idiot? Literal nobody.

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The process of creating a space marine is poorly understood in 40k, and was only marginally better understood in 30k. Getting the process to work with female physiology is probably possible in this fictional universe but since the only guy who figured out how to make it work with male humans is dead anyway it isn't gonna happen. The only way I can see for this to happen is for :marseyslaanesh: to have her say in the matter. She loves :!marseytrain:s.

Also Night Lords are implied to be capable of committing r*pe as a weapon of terror.

Disclaimer I have never once played warhammer I just have no friends who will do low intensity cardio with me so I listen to the books. It's profoundly pathetic and I should keep myself safe.

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That's not right. It was super detailed back in one of the old space marine codexes. But all the new cute twinks didn't play back then so have no idea.

What wasn't understood was geneseed creation. That's why apothecary's had to harvest it in battle. Every geneseed was sacred.

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I was definitely not around then, back when orks had rokkas. I also don't play the game ever. Never have, probably never will. Just really like the setting. I do like how weird the old lore was, and it amuses me how the setting lends itself to both absurd comic relief and to grim darkness.

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was only marginally better understood in 30k

Is that a book or part of the franchise or you referring to in canon years?

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In canon years. You can see it with the Space Wolves, they understood Astartes creation well enough to attempt to turn older men into Space Marines. But obviously it didn't always work - look at Kor Phaeron, for example. Failure rates in 40k are much higher.

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30k is set 10k years before 40k. It's about the great war between humans when the emperor of mankinds favorite warlord son (hours) turned to the settings version of Satan and heck.

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:marseycheerup: that's not that bad imo

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I just can't concentrate on something important while I run. I'm a brainlet….

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I listen to podcasts while I'm on the treadmill. :marseychudjamming: That's more brainless than sci-fi books imo :marseycheerup:

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What kind of podcasts do you listen to?

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I've been listening to Swindled lately. I listen to Hardcore History when new eps come out. I also occasionally listen to Last Podcast on the Left when they talk about aliens or history related things.

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It's been canon that they can (or could when they understand things instead of just neurodivergentally memorizing blueprints) make female :marseyrcaconnected: Space :marseytransastronaut: Marines for a few years now since the Fabius Bile books, they just choose :marseyvalentine: not to.


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Which one? Fabius is my favorite character in the entire setting. I know he's a feminist (like all incomparably evil men), but I don't recall this part.

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I think :marseymischevious: Progenitor is the first :marseywinner: FB boo that mentions it. I'm drunk :marseywoozy: rn and not gonna :marseyvenn6: search :marseyprostateexam: if.

But basically Fabius's evil plot is to create a race of evil space :marseyconstellation: marines that are sexual and will replace humans.


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those are probably the Gland Hounds. They're mutants which are slightly related to the space marines but are a different species - they're not genetically human. The gland hounds are meant to hunt space marines. But I don't believe they're anything but tangentially related. They are not to be confused with the Gland Warriors who are Imperial Guard.

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I can't recall the specifics of Gland Hounds vs Space :marseymars: Marines but he explicitly states :marseyeaglerider: that they could have made female :marseytedsimp2: Marines.

‘And so we will, when we are safe aboard the Vesalius,' Bile said, rubbing a spot of blood :marseyconfuseddead: from Igori's cheek with his thumb. ‘More than once I have questioned the Emperor's wisdom :marseyprincesszelda1: in bestowing his gifts :marseysanta2: upon but one half of the human :marseycatbert2: race. For in man, as in all beasts, the female :marseybardfinn: is the deadlier of the species. You are a thing of furious :marseyrage: beauty, my dear, and never :marseyitsover: let anyone tell you different.'


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Malcador echoes a similar sentiment with the primarchs. He said some of them should have been girls so that they wouldn't be a bunch of peepee measuring cute twinks. The emperor thought he was joking.

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I don't care about the toys, i care about one group limiting how another group plays with their toys. Tolerating intolerance creates more intolerance.

Why can't these people just get a fricking life, this must be such a miserable way to spend your time

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Tolerating intolerance creates more intolerance.

He's right

We should stop tolerating anything, kill everyone, and then there will be no more intolerance

None of this "getting along" shit

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>TITTYSKITTLES FOR THE TRANS GOD, GIRLDICK FOR THE GLORY HOLE!

:#soywarhammer:

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US Government worse than Imperium of Man


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Just play Sisters of Battle you cute twinks

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Shut up with your mopey bullshit. 'Cels have it better than anyone else. The average moid is literally controlled by his peepee his entire life. Francis E. Dec, Esq. was essentially right about the Frankenstein Controls, but those controls are foids. Any sexhaver you meet is basically an automaton. They exist for no reason other than their next frick, and spend all their time, money, thought, etc. chasing foids for that purpose. This prevents them from ever amounting to anything or having a will of their own.

Bowing to the mad deadly femoid gangster kitty god is actually impossible for 'cels, unless you're the most pathetic simp to ever exist or something. Because of this, we are the only free men on Earth.

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