Suffer not the furry to live

This story has a very similar plot to Fur Heresy: A group of 40k fans plays a role-playing game, upon discovering that one of the participants (in both cases formerly a friend of the narrator) has created a Mary Sue furry race and retconned it to be secretly responsible for everything plot-relevant in the past. Players act in-character ("it's what my character would do" is not always bad, and it is the perfect weapon against "magical realm" DMs who act as if NPCs wouldn't react the same way either), and by the time the DM realizes the player's plan to commit furrycide, it's too late to prevent it without obvious retconning, so the DM becomes unreasonably angry before shutting down the game and gathering a pro-furry clique.

This is just a story from a couple of years ago in my freshman year in high school

Now I knew Thomas was a furry for a very long time as he does not hide it well and has spent the last year dropping obvious hints he's a furry.

Unironically over before it even began. He never had a chance

But then Thomas goes 6 to 7 minutes describing the hostages and how there are very hot, sexy, and anthropomorphic animals (aka just Furries) that are naked and other gross details about their naked bodies.

So we pull out flamers and Josh pulls out both of his heavy flamers as he duels wield them. I, Olivia, and Jacob aim at the hostages and Josh aims for the Boss.

The next thing I knew Thomas Stood up pointed at Jacob and screamed at the top of his lungs "If you Purge my furs, I'll F**ing Stab you!"

I also want to address that I understand that I and my friends are total A-Holes in this to the furry friend

"Yeah, the DM turned the session into him openly talking about his fetishes and then threatened to stab us in real life for having our characters do the in universe correct action, but we were actually the bad guys…"

Redditards are actually subhuman.

Olivia: "dude there's just a bunch of naked furries and I don't want to look at animal dongs when saving them also there Xenos".

lol

I'm tired of this fricking meme. Yes, g*mers are hated by society for having no life, while the average person takes orders from the TV 4 hours per day. G*mers are hated on reddit, for wanting our moneys worth. Reddit is super liberal, until a g*mer stands up to a corporation. Then it's oh that virgin g*mer is upset that the female body is now covered. No, I appreciate art, culture, and the female body. The g*mers rise up meme is hate speech against people with a video game hobby. Should we slut shame, or shame an alcoholic? No? Then STOP this g*mers rise up nonsense.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/o04ejm/warhammer_40k_if_you_purge_my_furs_ill_fing_stab/:

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