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Wizards of the Coast is THE most woke company in gaming, blows Sweet Baby Inc out of the water, and yet blacks and women still won't play their game. At some point they have to realize this scheme isn't working, right?

>Our demographics are 99% white male.

>Therefore, if we make half of our cards feature black women, blacks and women will start to play our game.

:#marseysoylentgrintalking:

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their target is :malefeminist: who want to look supportive, big crossover demo

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Can't find a picture of a Magic tournament, but here's a quick shot of the players at a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament from last Saturday:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338628897582765.webp

You'll find a few :marseyblack: and :brazilmutt: in there, but it's only a handful - and I guarantee you there are precisely two females in that entire room.

Women do not care about card games no matter how many black women WotC prints on their cards.

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Yu-Gi-Oh is browner than MTG

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It always seemed like I saw more BIPOCs at YGO and DBZ events but is there an actual correlation there or is it purely anecdotal?

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DBZ is more brown than white at this point.

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By a huge amount too

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I went to a ghetto butt highschool in Florida, and the biggest yugioh fans were the most hood black dudes. It was wild watching guys who had multiple arrests, and who spent most of their free time selling drugs, spending all their cash on Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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precisely two females

How can you tell?

Have you asked everyone in the room their assigned gender identity?

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precisely two females

:#marseypooner: and :#bardfinn:

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Black people love anime slop. If it was anime on basic cable black nerds eat that shit up.

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and the two females are there with their cuck

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Lots of :marseychingchongsupremacy: though, Ryan Yu is arguably the best YGO player in the world

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Not to mention YGO is more popular with the ladies as it is due to aesthetics. B-words LOVE the art for Melffy, Labrynth, and Madolche decks.

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That is why we must pay $20 for 20 pieces of cardboard

:marseydisney#talking:

Edit: thank you mtg players for pointing out (multiple times) that the exaggerated price I came up with was, in fact, severly understated

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>He thinks twenty cards cost $20

:marseyxd:

:marseytabletired:

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only $1 per card

:#marseypoor:

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A 60 card deck costs hundreds of dollars or more

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trying to build hyper-meta internet list decks is expensive, but sealed draft is the superior format anyways as long as you can get at around 8 people to play

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>At some point they have to realize this scheme isn't working, right?

You'd think that, but no.

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Uh oh. Mandarin and Korean about to get cancelled for having "neighbor" in their language :marseysweating:

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"To expect that we will sit through two more weeks of this class, knowing that the professor lacks the tact, racial awareness and empathy to lead and teach an audience as diverse as ours is unacceptable," they wrote.

Not sure who to despise more, the r-slur students who brought this up or the faculty for caving to them instead of just dismissing it.

California is a meme, I wholeheartedly support them seceding

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100% the faculty

students being r-slurred is expected not Kent State-ing them is the adults' fault

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Kids need to have slurs of every variety screamed at them in their formative years so they get the frick over it by the time they're adults.

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Apex was banning japs for saying nigero in game, which translates to run

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Japan is the only thing keeping Apex servers running in current year

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At least I got to live through the good times of MTG and can remember that.

Sorry for everyone else.

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doormats deserve to be stepped on

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Just like you sweaty

https://media.tenor.com/hmAQ_IsomIQAAAAx/stupid-boy.webp

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I cringe any time someone says "typal" or "kindred" instead of tribal.

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I scoop and tell them to kill themselves irl.

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MTG was only good back when damage went on the stack

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It was over long before they changed that

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No one is going to say Avishkar, just like saying "Kindred" instead of Tribal. WotC is just changing it on their end to appease the 80% of their MtG team that are DEI consultants. Waiting for the next wave of Hasbro layoffs so that freemagic can make another montage of twitter bios.

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Kala desh is literally Black Country in hinthi

!BIPOCs they took ur country

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Such an embarassment. Nothing will ever top the universe beyond becoming part of the standard. They literally said frick you nerds and your storyline. Next will be cards like a limited edition numbered "dorito of power" from a legendary doritos x magic collab. MTG players will slop it up too.

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I hope 2B gets added somehow (final fantasy is coming which crossed over already :marseyxd: )

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Dorito deck will be the new slivers

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Guaranteed no one complained but DEI consultants need to get that $$$

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Is it a new slur I can add to my vocabulary?

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>"invent" the most jeet-coded word of all time

:#marseyteehee:

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