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Trench crusade comes up again, so that means it's time for more Culture War updates!

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/

What is Culture War?

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity

Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.

Now on to new units and factions!

Traditionalists

Glorious jihadIst

Anything that moves

Muslim

Homophobic

Jihad

Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.

Muslamic Ray guns

Male feminist

Muslim

Jihad

Homophobic

Groomer

Deviant

The specialist of the jihadists.

Limited run scam model

Signature special character

Failey the 'armless

Traditionalist

Catholic

Christian

Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.

  • Perverts

Turbothots

Deviant

Male feminist

Anything that moves

Mutilator

Groomer

Cyborg

Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.

Antifans

Knights of the tenacious Unicorn

Traditionalist

Homophobic

Blasphemous

Crazy

Animal rights activist

Hatred: deviants and nerds

Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.

New trait: animal rights activist

When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer

New trait:Jihad

A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.

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grimdark is slop, dystopian is slop, violence is slop, s*x is slop.

ur a weak minded pig if u need to be titalated.

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ur a weak minded pig

:marseyagreesupe#rspeed:

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all forms of media will be required to be moral and positive. i am sick of this violent nastiness. all of ur little figurines will be burned too. ur an adult playing with toys, griw up.

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>all forms of media will be required to be moral and positive. i am sick of this violent nastiness. all of ur little figurines will be burned too. ur an adult playing with toys, griw up.

:#marseypastortalking: :#marseyhorseshoe: :!#marseyradfemtalking: !grillers

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the frick is Trench Crusade even. Why should I even care about this woke game (vidya or not) compare to other

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Trench Crusade is an art project by an ex-MTG artist, about WW1 if it was the crusades vs actual literal heck.

It's since ballooned into a miniatures game that's sucking the joy out of it for the guy who started it all.

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astroturfed kickstarter slop

>dae what if WWI was The Church vs demons

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Plenty of people hate Elon and are not wokies.

I support their move to bluesky

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anyone who makes a big public deal about leaving twitter forever and going to bluesky is the wokest wokie that ever woked

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So KotakuInAction? I would have never know if it wasn't for them

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twitter's format is terrible and has always sucked and there is no reason why an imitator should exist other than the eventual balkanization of the platform into several niche platforms that all die

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dude bussy lmao

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Trench Crusade is inherently woke and thus gay because Muslims and Christcucks are working together and the Forces of Heck unironically should have already won just from sheer numbers and logistics alone.

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