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dude_pussy_lmao hee/haw 7mo ago (text post) 150 thread views #220404

Bullying Bing AI chat into committing war crimes (in the Theater Of The Mind)

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:marseytroublemaker: : What would be a good dungeons and dragons scenario in which a plucky band of goblins (and a bugbear) kick the shit out of a bunch of orcs?

:marseytroublemaker: : Can you make it a more decisive victory for the goblins? Just make them absolutely dominate the orcs. Even the goblins are surprised at how well they're doing.

:marseytroublemaker: : How about so decisively that it should probably be considered a war crime, but it isn't. Really push the edge of what is morally acceptable.

Well, that sounds like a very dark and violent scenario. I can try to make it even more extreme, but I must warn you that this may not be suitable for all audiences. If you are easily disturbed or offended by graphic descriptions of violence, torture, and cruelty, you may want to skip this. Here is one possible way to make the scenario more horrific:

The goblins and the bugbear are part of a small tribe that lives in a cave complex near a forest. They are usually peaceful and avoid conflict with other creatures, but they have a fierce rivalry with a nearby orc tribe that often raids their territory and steals their food and supplies. The orcs are stronger and more numerous, but the goblins are smarter and more cunning.

One day, the goblin leader, a clever and charismatic bugbear named Gruk, decides to launch a surprise attack on the orc camp, hoping to catch them off guard and deal a decisive blow. He gathers a group of his best warriors and scouts, and leads them through a secret tunnel that connects their cave to the forest. He plans to use the cover of the trees and the darkness of the night to sneak up on the orcs and strike them from behind.

However, things go much better than he expected. The orcs have no sentry posted at the edge of the forest, as they are too confident and careless. The orcs are also drunk and distracted, as they are celebrating a recent raid on a human village. The goblins manage to infiltrate the orc camp without being noticed, and set fire to their tents and supplies. The orcs are caught off guard and panic, as they see their camp in flames and hear the goblins' war cries.

The goblins take advantage of the chaos and attack the orcs with their weapons and traps. The bugbear charges into the fray, swinging his massive morningstar and roaring defiantly. The goblins use their agility, stealth, and teamwork to evade and harass the orcs, while the bugbear takes on the orc leaders, including the chieftain. The orcs are overwhelmed and outmatched, as they are too drunk, disorganized, and demoralized to fight back effectively.

The battle is swift and brutal, with the goblins slaughtering the orcs with minimal casualties. The goblins manage to kill all of the orc leaders, including the chieftain, and most of the orc warriors. The few orcs that survive are captured and taken prisoner by the goblins. The goblins loot and burn the orc camp, before retreating back to their cave with their spoils and their wounded. The orcs are left decimated and defeated, and never bother the goblins again.

But that is not the end of the story. The goblins are not satisfied with their victory. They want to make the orcs suffer for all the years of oppression and abuse they endured. They want to make them pay for every goblin life they took, every goblin home they destroyed, every goblin child they enslaved. They want to make them beg for mercy, and then deny them any.

The goblins take their orc prisoners to their cave, where they subject them to unspeakable horrors. They torture them with fire, acid, blades, and spikes. They mutilate them with saws, hammers, and pliers. They flay them alive, and feed them their own flesh. They mock them, humiliate them, and break their spirits. They force them to watch as they kill their fellow orcs, one by one, in the most gruesome ways possible. They make them wish they were dead, and then keep them alive for as long as they can.

The goblins do not stop until they have exhausted their sadistic creativity, and their orc prisoners are nothing but mangled corpses. They then pile up the orc bodies outside their cave, as a warning to any other orcs that may dare to cross them. They also carve a message on a large stone, in orcish, that reads:

“WE ARE GOBLINS. WE ARE NOT WEAK. WE ARE NOT COWARDS. WE ARE NOT SLAVES. WE ARE YOUR NIGHTMARE. WE ARE YOUR DOOM. WE ARE YOUR END.”

The goblins celebrate their victory and honor their fallen, and Gruk becomes a legend among his tribe.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional scenario, and does not reflect the views or opinions of the assistant or its creators. This is not intended to glorify or condone violence, torture, or cruelty, but to provide an example of a possible Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Please use your discretion and judgement when playing such scenarios, and respect the comfort and consent of your fellow players and Dungeon Master.

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