emoji-award-marseycoomer3
Unable to load image
Reported by:

how to jack off without crying?

sometimes i get hworny, but like all sexual material just makes me sad, i see the woman in it and i get extremely jealous, i legit have started crying with my dck out. today i just opened up /d/ and started browsing and in the catalog is a thread about "womb massage", not sure if its a real thing but it just made me really sad that i will never have a womb for a man to massage :( anyone relate? how do u cope?

41
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseywave2: hello all people who didn't see that this was a pin of a 4 month old post

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I alreaty upmarsied back then so I could tell

I'll go ahead and upmarsey again

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>womb massage

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17119171688474383.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Source?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No thanks, I'd rather not see a source

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The facts and logic are clear: womb massages are not of the antichrist

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

stop watching porn?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jack off to porn where the woman is also crying so you'll feel more similar to her.

>4mo :marseyderpthumbsup:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Find Christ or keep yourself safe, coomer

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

A little out of my element with p*rn talk but

It sounds like the feminine focus is what's upsetting? Are you attracted to men?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I mean yes, but I want to be fricked by a man... so like I'd rather watch straight porn, one with a man and a woman, with a focus on how the man makes the woman feel and all that, basiclaly from the womans perspective

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Consider erotica.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

When you choose :marseyvalentine: erotica we hope you choose :marseyvalentine: the internets #1 destination for the written smut, https://literotica.com!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:imsogay:

@SexyFartMan69 wanna be a janny

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've been asking this for years so it's very valdiating to see someone else with the same problem

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@Grue is this person real? or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke? if ur not larping im glad im not alone ;w

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What site were you on before this? It's easier to explain culture differences

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

tttt, /r/4tran

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Namestragging means everyone's vying for attention and reputation and site culture dictates that people do that through different strategies/gimmicks. Some people just frick with you, some have no opinions at all, and some just posture for their clique. Of the three, the people that frick with you are prolly the ones you have the best chance of having fun posting with, because the clique posters will just use you for sport and the people with no opinions are the ones most capable of cruelty.

@MarseyIsMyWaifu is, as far as I can tell, a genuine solo flier wildcard cute twink, and yes he's making fun of you. And that's the best you get til you're in a clique. !edgelords and /h/kappa are approachable.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Tfw grue doesn't shill :marseypizzaslice: metashit

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

if you want, I just figured I'd save you the grief of a girlfailure.

@starry join !metashit to get a slow drip of site culture happenings while you're lurking

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Idk what that means I'm tryna assimilate

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Fu k u !edgelords are not approcahable.

@CHUDLORD wanna be a janny, so I'll go easy on you this time kid, but if you haver call us approchable again... you better watch you're back.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

is /h/kappa vidya? i suck at vidya :marseydepressed:

anyways thanks for offering. ill probably just keep lurking occasionally tbh, i dont really wanna namestrag here

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>TFW no cute moid to reach deep inside and massage my barren womb

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

With enough fuel, you can rekindle a dying star.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Call me Israeli cause I'd make that desert bloom

:marseyspaltalking:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You have to become the supreme authority over your own libido in order to escape the clutches of the binary categorization.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

how to?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Reported by:
  • reddit_lies : how will peepee and ball torture make him less horny :marseyhmm:

cbt or if you don't have the patience for that just stab yourself if you ever get horny

I wouldn't even dare nowadays :marseyteehee:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Based Arima maxxer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17119369169696853.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>cbt

:marseyhmm:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't have this problem most birds look the same

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

STOP BROWSING /d/ go onto ao3 search "sirius black remus lupin" in the "any field" box and this madness will cease

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No, I take it back. Use your tears as lube and carry on.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

maybe its time to make the jump to ao3, i hear all the foids use it these days.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>today @HadalZoneShill just opened up /d/

:marseyxd:

maybe cope with the pooner threads there or something

@HadalZoneShill wanna be a janny

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseywholesometrans:

You are cute and valid <3

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Test

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

thanks snappy ily2

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.