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how to jack off without crying?

sometimes i get hworny, but like all sexual material just makes me sad, i see the woman in it and i get extremely jealous, i legit have started crying with my dck out. today i just opened up /d/ and started browsing and in the catalog is a thread about "womb massage", not sure if its a real thing but it just made me really sad that i will never have a womb for a man to massage :( anyone relate? how do u cope?

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I've been asking this for years so it's very valdiating to see someone else with the same problem

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@Grue is this person real? or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke? if ur not larping im glad im not alone ;w

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What site were you on before this? It's easier to explain culture differences

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tttt, /r/4tran

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Namestragging means everyone's vying for attention and reputation and site culture dictates that people do that through different strategies/gimmicks. Some people just frick with you, some have no opinions at all, and some just posture for their clique. Of the three, the people that frick with you are prolly the ones you have the best chance of having fun posting with, because the clique posters will just use you for sport and the people with no opinions are the ones most capable of cruelty.

@MarseyIsMyWaifu is, as far as I can tell, a genuine solo flier wildcard cute twink, and yes he's making fun of you. And that's the best you get til you're in a clique. !edgelords and /h/kappa are approachable.

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Tfw grue doesn't shill :marseypizzaslice: metashit

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if you want, I just figured I'd save you the grief of a girlfailure.

@starry join !metashit to get a slow drip of site culture happenings while you're lurking

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Idk what that means I'm tryna assimilate

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Fu k u !edgelords are not approcahable.

@CHUDLORD wanna be a janny, so I'll go easy on you this time kid, but if you haver call us approchable again... you better watch you're back.

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is /h/kappa vidya? i suck at vidya :marseydepressed:

anyways thanks for offering. ill probably just keep lurking occasionally tbh, i dont really wanna namestrag here

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/h/kappa is the p-dophile hole you'd fit in there very well.

@Lappland wanna be a janny

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reeeeeeee I have no mouth and I must bite bait

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Anyone who knows about soren (current /h/kappa mod) knows what I say to be true

@Lappland wanna be a janny

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