i need help, having problems "down there"

All the other advice deals with future prevention and offers nothing for the immediate problem at hand.

In order to evacuate the poop from your rectum, I recommend doing another enema but this time, don't expel the water. Let it soften the blockage for a while.

This might mean you use less water, but that's fine. It might also require a few cycles but eventually the warmth of your body and the water will soften the poo and you'll be able to poo it out.

I've been in this situation before and the key is not to panic. Eventually your body will sort something out but the enema approach will make it hurt less.

Another thing you could potentially do is some kegel exercises to sharpen the blunt end of the poo into a point, making for an easier exit. Kegels, sit-ups, go for a run, then enema.

Stop the opiates and use a butt plug for a bit before meeting to loosen up next time. It will help avoid the pain and tearing. Blood when wiping after being blown out is normal and it will heal in a day or two. Certified bottom advice !lgbt

I had multiple hardcore constipations where the potty ended up looking like a ceremonial bowl after a pagan ritual. It was painful and hard, but I endured and me and my rectum ended up stronger than ever, enhanced by hours of bloody struggle.

Anyway, the better diet thing everyone is talking about is probably a good idea. But if you are stuck right now, enema is really the only solution, unless you want to see a doctor.

You need to drink more water and increase your fiber intake. If this is a persistent problem you should see a doctor and ask about a daily stool softener like Docusate Sodium. My patients are usually given the gel capsules. You can get it OTC so if you won't see a doctor I would take it daily in the AM starting with the lowest dose. I am not a doctor and assume no legal responsibility for your health. Also if you experience pain and/or don't shit in a few days then go to urgent care or ER.

>The adverse effects of docusate are generally mild. Anorexia, diarrhea, and vomiting are usually associated with excess doses of docusate medication. Some people may experience abdominal cramping or, rarely, develop a rash as adverse reactions to docusate.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK555942/

miralax? at this point you might just have to endure the pain

Some good advice for the other "down there" is don't let a surgeon cut your balls off, butterfly your peepee, and stich it into a hole using a piece of your large intestine

You need more fiber in your diet and exercise.

And to not have a shit fetish that you post about online.

In the future, you should consider laxatives, preferably polyethylene glycol (MiraLax or generic PEG3350) if you go two days without pooping. Fecal impaction is this kind of thing that gets worse the longer it goes on.

That's the easy part of this post. Let's get to the hard part.

Fecal impaction should be removed manually. This is performed by using a local anesthetic lubricant. Anal dilatation is accomplished with gradual insertion of two fingers that are then used in a scissors motion to fragment the fecal mass. In the female patient, transvaginal pressure with the other hand may aid fragmentation and expulsion. Successful disimpaction should be followed by attempts at removing the stool rectally. Options are outlined in Table 3.

If the stool is higher than can be reached with enemas and the patient has no signs of bowel obstruction (including fever and increased leukocyte count), laxatives can be administered orally with caution. Polyethylene glycol balanced electrolyte solution is typically used for preparing the colon for colonoscopy or barium enema examination. It can also be used as a cathartic in other situations and will result in less luminal electrolyte losses than those associated with osmotic or stimulant laxatives.

My instructor called this the "fecal finger of fate"

Also, practice with a darn dildo if you can't take a peepee. Kids these days

So the hospital is going to take a water bottle or two worth of water and squirt up your butt and make you hold it in. Might as well do that yourself, wait 10-15 minutes, chug a Red Bull or some coffee, and then blast that shit out. You gotta get the water past your anal passage into your rectum and allow it to soften your stool.

Make sure to have enough soluble fiber and water. Download an app to track your food and water intake.

See a GI, you might want a colonoscopy to check for problems. I had to get one and it's honestly not that bad.

stop eating garbage and stop doing opiates

Magnesium citrate is my go to for constipation, but I've never been quite this bad… good luck bro

inject air in your veins that will help

This sounds like a horrible time, thanks for telling us about it I don't have any advice but I hope u shit soon and it doesn't completely ravage ur anus

Before I joined rdrama I think I had heard of dust bathing once, but never witnessed it, and certainly never thought about it.

But it's every. darn. day. with you people...

Drink water

Drink some hot sauce unironically