FtM tips: Avoiding these disgusting moid characteristics doesn't make you less of a moid

I was on public transport today observing biomoids as I often do.

I used to gaze at them with a view to learning their ways, but after so many years I have realised some male specimens are closer to animals than to true manliness. I have nothing to learn from some of these pigs and neither do you.

Here are some typical biomoidal archetypes which no trans man should look to adopt:

Dirty Clothes and Clothes That Don't Fit Moids

Like holy heck I don't know whether this is a product of never having to worry about what you look like to other people or just pure moidal laziness, but I've seen butt cracks, fupas and guts all hanging out of ill-fitting trousers today, all on a single train.

Additionally, men reeking of mildew and body odour. Wash your clothes and yourselves you fricking pigs and get in shape.

Shitty Unkempt Pube Beard Moids

Even the best beards are officially out of fashion now, but many moids are yet to get the memo.

No, your patchy pube beard with no neckline doesn't trick people into thinking you're thin with a strong chin. You just look like a big fat r-slur Neanderthal.

And hey, your big long straggly piece of shit doesn't make you look like a viking, just like a twat.

Drinking Cans in Public Moids

I don't know if this happens in Burgerland because I have a feeling drinking alcohol in public might be illegal? And that's why tramps drink with their bottles in a paper bag? I dunno.

Anyway it's a frequent sight in Bongland where moids or groups of moids will be swaggering around swigging from a can of piss lager.

This is such a disgusting look and you will never see a foid behaving in such a manner. But that doesn't mean you should drink from cans in order to mimic moidal behaviour. It's disgusting.

Big Burly Butch Moid

This type of moid deserves special hatred. Maybe he's got a beard as well but he doesn't have to. Often wearing a too-tight T-shirt and cargo shorts. Maybe with sandals.

He thinks he's a strongman and that his size equates to strength, but look closer: he's just a big fat middle-aged man.

The Grotty Lad

Young spotty moids wearing baseball caps and too many clothes. Often with cheap gold chains. If they don't have a baseball cap, they'll have hair gel.

The Hairy Muscle Moid

He works in an office but he's the size of a bull. His biggest muscles are his deltoids, because he's on steroids. Obnoxiously taking up too much space with his bodymeat for no purpose other than he's insecure. Usually sporting a beard, which is out of fashion.

Fat Moid

Fatter than the Big Burly Butch Moid, this moid's primary characteristic is obesity without any sign of former athleticism. Smells of butt and feet and his legs are swollen.

Reluctant Baldy Moid

This one is often a secondary characteristic but deserves detailing on its own because of how annoying it is. While a Dirty Clothes Moid, a Fat Moid or a Pubic Beard Moid might alo be a Reluctant Baldy Moid, which archetype you classify them as depends upon which characteristics annoy you the most and if baldness grinds your gears and he's not fat or dirty, it exists as its own category.

Whatever your preferences, a Reluctant Baldy Moid cannot be taken seriously. He is either deluded, blind or thinks everyone is stupid. Not only does his remaining hair look terrible, but it's all anyone can focus on. Rather than just taking him at face value, a little voice screams in your head "he's bald he's bald he's bald" in a way that simply doesn't happen with a man who has shaved his head.

Anyway I hope this helps some of my neomoid bros.

All of these archetypes were on full display in a single train carriage. I am certain there are more.

We are surrounded by terrible examples of men and it's important we recognise that it's not on our interests to be like them. We can be so much better.

!cuteandvalid !neomoids !misandrists