Here we go..

I am single.

Have you ever had s*x? No? Well, theres no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as s*x as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have vaginas. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.

"Oh but what about porn where people have s*x?" you say? Well, its just carefully edited cgi as such activities are impossible with the human body. And your friends? They are just lying to look cool. Oh but where do babies come from? Space. No, hear me out. When an asteroid crashed into the earth millions of years ago, ending the dinosaur age, we, as illegal aliens landed on earth. The viruses we brough killed off all our predators and enabled us to live the perfect life. And when we proved we were living a stable life in the form of a "family" we were sent a baby from out home world as a gift.

I know its very hard to take in. But how else would you explain us not being able to have s*x for this long? If it really did exist we should have been able to do it by now.

She seems to be under the impression that women produce eggs over the course of their lifetime

Also her definition is circular as frick

>everyone who belongs to the s*x class is in the s*x class

>>whats it like to have a someone elses peepee inside your neo kitty

>It feels amazing. Easily the best physical sensation I've ever felt.

>It's not really comparable to something like anal. Sure you get a vaguely similar full and being stretched out feeling, but it's spread throughout the entire vaginal canal rather than focused mostly at the entrance. It's also tilted heavily towards pleasure rather than pain compared to anal. It's only vaguely similar to how stroking your pp felt in terms of pleasure in the canal, the main difference being your kitty walls are being stretched out rather than your pp shaft being compressed in. It also feels amazing when he's fricking you and his sweaty balls or that spot just above his shaft rubs against your clit, which itself is partly sandwiched in your soaking wet labia and it feels kinda like how touching the bare head of the pp felt pre-op, except rather than a gross pp it is just your little pleasure button down there that he activates just a little bit more with each thrust.

>On top of that, if the s*x is with a man you love there's even more layers of sensation and emotion to unpack. It's kind of similar to having a submissive open-mouth makeout session with him, wherein he's exploring the wet interior of your body and a big part of the appeal is giving in and taking it like a good girl because you love this man so much. Main difference is it's literal s*x and not just kissing, his peepee is much harder and larger than his tongue, your kitty feels a lot more of the tactile pleasurable sexual sensations than the mouth, and once a guy is in you he's usually not going to stop until he finishes... lol.

>Now imagine all of those things listed above, and top of that you can also do all the other typical s*x stuff with him like kissing, holding each other's bodies, caressing each other, whispering sweet nothings in each other's ear, and you can start to get an idea of why cisoids like s*x so much...

please someone tell me this is fake. tell me that it is just a cognitohazard. i swear to god reading this turned me on holy shit i need someone to talk me out of this

Do you wear a scent, or do you go al natural?

My bf likes my smell, but i dont wear any perfume. i think its my shampoo/soaps he is smelling, how about you girls? !lgbt !women

Bottom dysphoria has been pretty bad recently, and I'd really like to get rid of this peepee. I know that there's a bunch of different types of SRS, which one should I get? Also, I will only go to very reputable doctors, no Thailand shit. Money/cost is not an issue, hit me with your honest recs !cuteandvalid

You have been visited by the hole guardian. I am here to protect your hole.

Two new moderators have been added. @Grue and @Lappland. I'm going to quickly explain our moderating philosophy so people understand: it's entirely vibes based. You will be unbanned and banned at will, depending on how one of the mods is feelings. For mods, if you have a strong disagreement on a ban, talk it amongst yourselves. Obviously, the mods above me (tb and xa) have final say. I also ask that newly added mods do not mess with the current exile list, though you can reason with me in private if there's someone you really think should be unbanned. Finally, feel free to suggest other moderators so we can round out our lineup a little bit. That goes for our new mods and all users who can still post here. Thank you.

I feel like it's math, philosophy, and CS. natural sciences and engineering don't seem to have that many. art and psychology probably have a few.

After this inglorious attack on my femininity and womanhood, it has come to my attention that we need a place for all women. For this purpose, I humbly ask you for donations towards that goal. Unfortunately I am penniless as I spent my money on ban awarding chuds (especially FroCho). Any money that you can provide in this trying time would be greatly appreciated. Also, if anyone wants to get me a deflector, that would be gratefully appreciated (i have a bad feeling about this)

im literally screaming, @VEGETA

omg! @A

@GeorgeSoros

!women !neofoids !metashit !cuteandvalid

Anyone else struggle with unironic racism towards the British? I hear a British accent on my FYP and I'm gone. This isn't some ironic meme either I legitimately am avoidant of all things bong