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Newly discovered near-Earth asteroid isn't an asteroid at all — it's... a Tesla :marseyconfused2:

https://www.livescience.com/space/astronomy/newly-discovered-near-earth-asteroid-isnt-an-asteroid-at-all-its-elon-musks-trashed-tesla

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Astronomers have been left red-faced after announcing the discovery of a new near-Earth asteroid — only to realize that the supposed space rock was the remains of Elon Musk's cherry-red Tesla Roadster and its spacesuit-clad driver "Starman."

The misidentified object, which was launched into space on board a SpaceX rocket in 2018, highlights a growing problem in astronomy that could lead to costly errors, researchers say.

On Jan. 2, the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center (MPC) added a new object, dubbed 2018 CN41, to its list of near-Earth asteroids. The supposed space rock was identified by an unnamed amateur astronomer in Turkey using years of publicly available data, Astronomy.com reported. However, just 17 hours later, the MPC released an editorial notice retracting the discovery after the citizen scientist realized they had made a mistake.

The Tesla Roadster, which was previously used by Elon Musk, was launched into space on Feb. 6, 2018, as the test payload for the maiden launch of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket. The publicity stunt garnered widespread attention at the time, partly due to Starman — a mannequin in the car's driving seat that was wearing a likely defective spacesuit and "listening" to David Bowie's album "Space Oddity" on loop.

The car and its driver headed toward Mars after escaping Earth's gravity and were supposed to enter a stable orbit around the Red Planet, which raised alarms at the time that it could become a potential Martian "biothreat" if it accidentally crash-landed there. However, the pair overshot their target and instead entered a stable orbit around the sun. Now, it circles the sun and occasionally zooms past Mars.

The Tesla has now completed roughly 4.5 trips around the sun, traveling at roughly 45,000 mph (72,000 km/h), according to whereisroadster.com. This means that the car has now exceeded its initial 36,000-mile warranty around 100,00 times.

However, the car is probably unrecognizable now after being exposed to years of intense radiation from the sun and bombarded by tiny fragments of space rocks, which have likely stripped the outer layers of the car and shredded Starman.

This is not the first time that human-made objects have been mistaken for near-Earth asteroids. The MPC has temporarily listed a number of spacecraft as space rocks over the last two decades — including the European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft, NASA's Lucy probe, the joint European-Japanese BepiColombo mission and others — as well as rocket boosters and other debris, according to Astronomy.com.

This type of confusion will also likely increase as more human-made objects are launched into space.

These misidentifications could lead to more false alarms for near-Earth asteroids, which could in turn result in costly errors, Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard and Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, told Astronomy.com. "Worst case [scenario], you spend a billion [dollars] launching a space probe to study an asteroid and only realize it's not an asteroid when you get there," he said.

While space agencies and private companies are required to accurately track their products in orbit around Earth, there is currently no legislation that forces them to do the same for spacecraft and debris that escape Earth's gravity, like the Tesla Roadster.

However, "such transparency is essential for promoting space situational awareness, reducing interference between missions, [and] avoiding interference with observations of natural objects," members of the American Astronomical Society warned in a 2024 statement.

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That's a crazy orbit. Wonder where it will crash.

The odds of it colliding with Earth (likely burning out in Earth's atmosphere) within the next 15 million years is about 22 percent, and there is a 12 percent chance it will crash into Venus or the Sun, per Rein's calculation.

:marseynotes: dang, thought it would be sooner


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Stupid cute twinks missed the Hohmann transfer to Mars. They could have crashed it into the planet.

Orbit isn't too crazy. Once you're in orbit you've already got most of the energy you need and just need a bit more to push into different orbits like you see. You do need time though.

Now Brachistochrone trajectories in which you constantly use a high acceleration and then flip and burn are what you need to make travel times days instead of years. Those are harder because we're kitties scared of fission.

In the year 3458, Elon's life support pod and refuge drifted silently in orbit, the last remnant of his exile. Below him, Earth spun—a planet that had betrayed him, cast him out, rejected everything he had done for them. Ungrateful neurotypical bastards.

All he had wanted was to help. To save civilization. To save the white race.

But it was far too late for that. His own 23,067 descendants refused to speak with him and had officially denounced him for centuries. Now, reduced to nothing but a brain floating in space, he had nothing but time—time to reflect, to wallow in his own regrets.

A sudden alert shattered his thoughts. His asteroid warning radar had detected an incoming object. He should have noticed it earlier, but his systems had been down for maintenance while he was busy posting on (what for a thousand years had since been renamed back to) Twitter, ranting about in vivo genetic gender adjustments—how no one should be able to change their DNA at will. The UN World Government & Global AI account had just muted him.

Darn. Not good.

He had no time to evade. His thrusters would take at least twenty minutes to warm up, and the object was closing quick—2.3 kilometers per second. But something was off. It wasn't an asteroid. It was large, metallic, unpowered. A derelict craft.

He accessed his external cameras, straining to get a visual.

A helmet.

What in the frick?

What kind of idiot was flying a 21st-century car in space?

Then he remembered.

The irony was the last thing that passed through his mind—besides the plasma from the impact.

Jeff Bezos later posted the video on Twitter observing from his own orbital crypt.

"Fricking owned lmao loser"

It was determined not to be a ToS violation, by the Greater Indian Groupmind Admin

The end.

!nonchuds

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Stupid cute twinks missed the Hohmann transfer to Mars. They could have crashed it into the planet.

It wasn't sanitized. Also lol you expect SpaceX to be competent, they only look that way because Boeing are so r-slurred.

The obsession with Mars is also totally r-slurred. Somewhere humans have to live underground due to the absence of a magnetosphere, there are safer places to live on the moon and it's got more useful resources.

Someone who wasn't an r-slur would be looking at Titan or Venus for colonization. Titan has sensible atmospheric pressure, water ice in place of rock and lakes of liquid methane. Can't go to the surface of Venus but can float in its ocean that looks like an atmosphere.

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Brachistochrone trajectories in which you constantly use a high acceleration and then flip and burn are what you need to make travel times days instead of years.

Oh my god please please please make The Expanse a reality. Only the cool parts though with Martianjeet cowboys dodging missiles in a stolen cruiser and lining up keel-mounted railgun shots, not the gay shit with that nigress boring idiot son

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Its crazy in the sense that it orbits so close to earth and crosses through Mars. Didn't think it would be that stable.


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I don't think it actually orbits close to Earth. I mean sure its orbit does just about intersect with Earth's orbit, but Earth won't be there when it is, they won't meet. The orbit is stable because there's nothing to really push it around.

See: https://www.whereisroadster.com/charts/

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Velocity changes inversely with distance, so a small increase at Earth's orbit results in a large increase in the semi-major axis of the new elliptical orbit. So, to enter a transfer orbit to Mars from Earth's 1 AU orbit, the object velocity only needs to increase from about 29.78 km/s to 32.7 km/s, so a change of about 2.9 km/s.

Angular momentum depends on radius and tangential velocity, so a small increase in velocity at this shithole planet's orbit results in a much larger radius at the other end of the transfer orbit. This means the increase in angular momentum needed to reach a larger orbit is pretty small.

A retrograde burn would slightly reduce velocity, lowering the perihelion of the orbit and intersecting Venus' or Mercury's orbits. Because of the relationship between velocity and radius, it only needs a small velocity decrease (i think to reach Venus, the required delta V is about 2.5 km/s).

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GOOD comment.

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