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The_Ghost_Poster they/them  3mo ago (text post) 72 thread views #239926

Will Jesus give me a girlfriend?

Hello. I am not a very religious person, but if God gives me a girlfriend I would change my mind. How do I go about asking God to do this for me?

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Jesus was born to a virgin and he prefers that you stay one, too.

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why? you don't want to give birth or be reborn :marseyshrug:

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I don't want to be a virgin though.

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@jesus this dude needs you to wingman for him :marseycool2:

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Absolutely not.

I speak from experience.

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What is it all for then? :#marseydepressed:

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Vanity of vanities.

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Go to Church.

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Is there a way I can get a girlfriend before I start going out in public like that? I have social anxiety.

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Your girlfriend is waiting for you at church

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:#marseysurejan:

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Revelation 21:8

But the cowardly [...] shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

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Does the [...] add any context I should be aware of?

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the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars

The Bible places cowards alongside those other people.

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jesus IS your girlfriend bro. you never were an incel

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lol. b-word Ive been jelqing since preteens and take roids like it's my job. you do NOT know who you are talking too and i recommend you cease and desist

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