Hello. I am not a very religious person, but if God gives me a girlfriend I would change my mind. How do I go about asking God to do this for me?
Will Jesus give me a girlfriend?
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Jesus was born to a virgin and he prefers that you stay one, too.
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why? you don't want to give birth or be reborn
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I don't want to be a virgin though.
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Oh it's you but with a profile makeover. I was wondering who you were when the dramafoid male feminist
@sirpingsalot pinged your username
I know (drama)hoes love checking they profile views to enflate their egos and I'm just too proud & petty to give them that
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I'm in my
arc at the moment lmao
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Ok but she doesn't even have that many,
@Mater_Aspernamentum L Bozo 
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I'm a loser
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Absolutely not.
I speak from experience.
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What is it all for then?
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Vanity of vanities.
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Go to Church.
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Is there a way I can get a girlfriend before I start going out in public like that? I have social anxiety.
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Your girlfriend is waiting for you at church
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Does the [...] add any context I should be aware of?
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The Bible places cowards alongside those other people.
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jesus IS your girlfriend bro. you never were an incel
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lol. b-word Ive been jelqing since preteens and take roids like it's my job. you do NOT know who you are talking too and i recommend you cease and desist
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