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CHRISTIANS HELP ME COMMUNITY NOTE THIS APETHEIST REDDITARD!

https://twitter.com/i/birdwatch/t/1752216839852343676 - RATE HELPFUL

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066812123314857.webp

THIS MY NOTE

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Insane that someone would just lie like that.

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Woman :marseyfoidretard: wears a dress :marseymidsommardani: with bible verses on it, christian :carppope: mob calls for beheading :marseybeheading:

Oh wait, its not !christians :marseygiggle: ofcourse it the muzzies. Christians never do this. This is a PSA on how tolerant !truth members are.

@Sasanka_of_Gauda how did you miss this?!

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Heck yeah bruthas :marseypraying:
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!christians !catholics Have a delightfully devilish steaming good Easter! :marseysteaming: :marseyeggirl:

Trump for prison

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Which way, Christian? :marseyklennyshrug:

he can be made to take positive pleasure in the perception that the two sides of his life are inconsistent. This is done by exploiting his vanity. He can be taught to enjoy kneeling beside the grocer on Sunday just because he remembers that the grocer could not possibly understand the urbane and mocking world which he inhabited on Saturday evening; and contrariwise, to enjoy the bawdy and blasphemy over the coffee with these admirable friends all the more because he is aware of a "deeper" "spiritual" world within him which they cannot understand. You see the idea--the worldly friends touch him on one side and the grocer on the other, and he is the complete, balanced complex man who sees round them all. Thus, while being permanently treacherous to two sets of people, he will feel, instead of shame, a continual undercurrent of self-satisfaction.

:marsey#deviltalking:

!christians

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We figured out the whole Adam and Even thing...

According to info received by Mission Rahma, Peru, story of Adam, Eve, snake and the apple happened 70 million years ago, but snake was a reptilian humanoid from Orion named Gadreel, apple was a certain hallucinogenic plant and Garden of Eden was a gigantic Laboratory Ship.

:#marseyfacepalm:

You know Hazbin Hotel got it KINDA right...

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Hey, I decided to make the hole, what the heck, glory to God.

Since this is our first thread let's make it a prayer thread, post ITT with your prayer request and I will pray for you.

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I Just Unsubbed from Catholicism. : JustUnsubbed
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[Christians] What do you believe about other denominations of christianity?

I believe as long as you're making a good faith effort to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ then you'll go to Heaven regardless of what specific denomination you follow (There are probably exceptions, like I don't know a lot about Gnostics but they probably don't count) but I gather this is a little weird and most of you believe the other denominations are hellbound? !christians !catholics

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holes getting out of hand

Please fix

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Of course they forgot to mention how he's also killing people with masturbation machines and sending them on death rollercoasters

P.S. trying to get any info on this from elsewhere so can't find it. I think its fake but I wish it was true.

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Biblebot is back!

Thanks for everyone who kept nagging. New profile look too. Ping me if you ever see it wrong or not working. Disabled in ghost threads.

Deuteronomy 11:18

!christians - someone ping the catholics as well.

Should I add the deuterocanonical books?

Maybe the catholics and orthodox should send me DC and whoever sends the most gets their version of the deuterocanonical books added? :marseymoney:

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Christ isn't risen yet

Pascha isn't until May 5th this year so it's another month of waiting to see if Jesus will see his shadow when he rises from the grave.

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Hey king can it'd be really christ like if you bought me an unban award

12 My command is fricking this: Love each other as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends. 14 You are fricking my friends if you do what I command. 15 I no longer call you servants, because a fricking servant does not know his master's business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you.

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