Created !Baptists. I want to make more !Baptist marseys making fun of ourselves I have

1. Fat pastor marsey

2. Potluck eater marsey

3. Marsey plugging her nose during her baptism marsey

4. Poor pastor marsey

5. (technically not Baptists) marsey Copeland and marsey Osteen lined with money marseys

6. Oops I found money in the drywall of the restroom marsey

7. Marsey converted pizza hut church marsey

8. Fat churchgoing female marsey

9. Marsey clueless ahistorical marsey (lowchurch marsey).

10. Shy Baptist marseys (nondenominational)

Any others? I want to start making them myself so any ideas given by !Baptists mbers past and present will be drawn in due time

Non Baptists may give ideas as well although I do get to judge things with my own reason, unlike some😘

Hey, I decided to make the hole, what the heck, glory to God.

Since this is our first thread let's make it a prayer thread, post ITT with your prayer request and I will pray for you.

Thanks for everyone who kept nagging. New profile look too. Ping me if you ever see it wrong or not working. Disabled in ghost threads.

Deuteronomy 11:18

!christians - someone ping the catholics as well.

Should I add the deuterocanonical books?

Maybe the catholics and orthodox should send me DC and whoever sends the most gets their version of the deuterocanonical books added?

Insane that someone would just lie like that.

I believe as long as you're making a good faith effort to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ then you'll go to Heaven regardless of what specific denomination you follow (There are probably exceptions, like I don't know a lot about Gnostics but they probably don't count) but I gather this is a little weird and most of you believe the other denominations are hellbound? !christians !catholics

Hello. I am not a very religious person, but if God gives me a girlfriend I would change my mind. How do I go about asking God to do this for me?

YOU...LITERALLY...WORSHIP...A...DEAD...MAN...ON...A...STICK. THAT SAME DEAD MAN WAS SENT BY GOD TO SACRIFICE HIS OWN SON FOR EVERY SIN!! YOUR WHOLE RELIGION IS BUILT ON HUMAN SACRIFICE!!!! https://t.co/OYcQrvfPPg

— Fascists showing why their moms never loved em🇲🇽 (@NaziCringe) January 30, 2024

https://twitter.com/i/birdwatch/t/1752216839852343676 - RATE HELPFUL

THIS MY NOTE

God bless all of you! I hope you had a good week and a good Sunday!

This week my pastor gave a somewhat confusing sermon in his series on Exodus where he talked about the precision with which God executed the plagues and how they showed his command over all the elements (as compared with pagan gods who would only control one thing) but he was SUPPOSED to (at least he said he would last week) tie things into God's loving nature and how they ultimately proceeded from that and he didn't really connect that dot, at least as far as I understood.

But where understanding fails faith sees us through! What did your church talk about this week, and what did you think of it?

If you have something you'd like me or anyone else to pray for, say so here! And I'll pray for you and maybe other people will pray for you too. If you want to pray for someone with a prayer request, go for it!

What did you discuss in church today?

My preacher talked about Exodus, and how it was the first time God partnered with a man to work miracles, and how now God partners with His believers through the Holy Spirit!

Post anything you want me to pray for and I'll pray for it as long as it's not horribly sinful!

12 My command is fricking this: Love each other as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends. 14 You are fricking my friends if you do what I command. 15 I no longer call you servants, because a fricking servant does not know his master's business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you.

Music is a wonderful way to love and celebrate Yahweh! Share songs that stir your faith!

🇵🇰🎥 | Pakistanis nearly killed and beheaded an innocent woman over a dress!

🔹 These people do not need to understand you nor have the ability to even read before they call you a kaffir and behead you!

This is the education and IQ level of Shia haters and takfiris in general! pic.twitter.com/Lshjqo2qAT

— 🇮🇷 Rydro | عباس 🕋⚔ (@Rydro313) February 27, 2024

Oh wait, its not !christians ofcourse it the muzzies. Christians never do this. This is a PSA on how tolerant !truth members are.

@Sasanka_of_Gauda how did you miss this?!

Best Christian "music":

Worst Satan Music:

Tell me--truth seekers/knowers:

What's the truth? Are we all doomed to die and rot? Does Jesus love us? is God real?

Someone make it make sense! I'm scared. :(