https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1677378221686284316
Baldur's Gate 3 Has Everything: Polyamory, Bear Fucking, Blood Sacrifice https://t.co/UoTbm1Ibbt pic.twitter.com/IX5fsVvY3G
— Kotaku (@Kotaku) July 7, 2023
Baldur's Gate 3 Has Everything: Polyamory, Bear Fucking, Blood Sacrifice https://t.co/UoTbm1Ibbt pic.twitter.com/IX5fsVvY3G
— Kotaku (@Kotaku) July 7, 2023
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Good. Hopefully this means degenerates will stay at home jerking off to this game instead of trying to erp their fetish at actual D&D sessions…
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Hate to break this to you but the degens are long past the gates and now writing the systems to the point a tumblr "let people enjoy things!" cute twink did an alternate version of the famous KC green "Dare you enter my magical realm?" comic but with the characters doing it and them going, "Wow GM... WE DID enjoy your piss fetish! Thanks!"
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And original
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"Graciously let you pass, unpissed" is a really memorable line.
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Actually still pretty funny lol
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Thats hilarious doe
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Incorrect use of doe, albeit
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I like the massive shift in artstyle between them that informs you of the artist's real life alignment so to speak.
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I honestly think this is just devs giving g*mercels what they want, the BioWare romance system was way too popular and this is the consequence we're living with.
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Every time a new rpg is coming out some weird neighbours come out the woodwork to ask "Is there romance tho?????"
The ppl who actually care abt that are weird as frick (and probably obese and lonely)
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Talimancers are undefeated
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It was always so lame that you could see Tali's face through her mask and it was obviously human.
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It's lame that her whole thing was that she'd die if she had any exposure to the outside but then by the third game she's taking alien peepee (if not Shepherd then Garrus).
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The quarians and their space gypsy bullshit were my least favorite species in that game.
In fact all of the "main" species kinda sucked except for maybe the salarians and imo Mordin's heckin epic science guy act wore thin eventually. Volus, geth, elcor, hanar, etc. were all way more interesting.
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It’s a smart marketing move because having those types of romances gets the fat foid demographic to buy the game on day one.
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White women frick... bears?
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They like poorly written romances
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Post pls
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Whoops I rolled a natural 2! Looks like I fall for the Succubus' seduction and bend to her will
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Legalize man-bear marriage, if you can wrangle a ring on a bear then you get to keep it
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Yeah because Japanese games are famously fetish-free
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It's truly amazing that our society actually manages to out-perv theirs.
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I think its because despite allowing weird and fricked up media in Japan, they still have strict standards for social decency. Over here in the west we let r-slurs abolish those standards because it was "bigoted" for whatever divisive reason, so now we get to deal with the worst of both.
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The new Zelda game is fully of furry shit and macrophilia, the Great Fairies are legitimately disconcerting.
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The absolute state
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I can understand 7-10 feet tall but this is a very impractical fetish just logistically. I fail to see how you can suspend disbelief beyond social norms to outright mechanical physics.
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The Gerudo are literally just "Arab" versions of the Amazons from Futurama at this point.
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Moids.
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This neighbor scared of some great fairy sloppy toppy
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In Hyrule Warriors you can use the Great Fairy as a "weapon"
By which I mean the fairy puts Link in a bottle and flies around with him
All of its attacks involve taking him out and trying to blast the shit out of him
He just sits there trying to block while all your actual enemies in the area get blown up by the splash
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3D Zelda’s always been full of furry shit though. They just used to have uglier models.
Pokemon is the real travesty here.
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i did it to capitalize on the chud audience , for the dramacoin
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>fetishes, which are created by unfulfilled sexual urges, become increasingly common
>as technology and feminism progresses, fetishes become more extreme
>women will spend their days sitting around the house, watching TV, talking to their friends, normal stuff
>men will spend their days on their increasingly hardcore and absurd bdsm beastiality s*x simulators
are you ready for the future?
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I'm ready for the nukes to fly any day now. Come on, Putin
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We will soon have a fetish for cuck^2 cucks turned on by their inability to even be cucked.
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Doesn't that just make you a Chad with a loyal foid tho?
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The won't be able to get a lady in the first place or bulls won't want the ladies they can get.
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2023! What a year!
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The Witcher 3 did it in 2015
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Chrono Trigger 2: A 35 minute cutscene where as Chrono you can buttfrick Frog while Robo shoves his robot fist into his maintenance hole over and over.
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While Magus holds his scythe to Chrono's neck and whispers in his ear "Don't c*m too fast or I'll take your head"
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Thankfully there are zero Japanese games with polyamory in them
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*Looks at clock*
Time to start another NTR visual novel thread on /v/
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In the words of a great poet, "Wait a minute, two guys one girl? Fricking dropped."
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me resurrecting brianna, gabby petito, and the bear who killed them so they can do a triple butt stack spooning session:
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Women don't exist to please you. You do what you want, I'll do what I want. If I wanna go get tattoos, I'm going to whether you like it or not. Some of the sweetest and sexiest ladies I've met have full sleeves on both arms. If you dont like women with tattoos, then don't date a woman with tattoos. I don't see why this is such a big deal to people.
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Wrong quote, Snappy.
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I sleep.
What was their last decent game after Andromeda / Anthem? Cause either way I ain't paying this shit at full price.
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This isn't from Bioware btw.
Also I don't think Bioware has made a game after Anthem.
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They still don't have a release date for dragon age or mass effect.
Ubisoft catches a lot of shit but they're the only AAA company that actually releases games.
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I would say EA (excluding Bioware) and 2K are more reliable with releases. They usually suck, but they do release.
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Pretty much just sports games but I guess it's better than nothing.
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Wait wut.
Made by the developer of Divinity?
In Early Access? Wtf?
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Divinity 2 launched from early access in same manner
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It's the first act, so they can polish all the mechanics while not spoiling the whole story iirc.
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This is JUST the first act and it's already got s*x with a bear, blood orgies, and testicle sacrifices to unknown demons?
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Last decent game was 3, from 2010.
Medieval 2 was good, but it was made by an entirely different studio.
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Welcome back. The site felt less lively without you. Did you visit any cool places while you where away?
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No.
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also could you ping ! incels for me?
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@sadboys @incels @lonely @dudebussy_keeps_your_lover_safely_in_his_thirst_trap @DukeHerbertOfFricksticks @losercel @bartendercel @jackie @Landlord_Messiah
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What's up! Tell me about what you've been up to the past few months
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Oh not much, just my usual busy schedule. What about you? What have you been up to?
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What did you do in the time you weren't posting here? I'm very interested in the cool stuff you experienced, my friend.
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I experienced many cool things, but I don't see how that is relevant to you.
Are we friends?
:marseyunimpressed:
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I thought that was very unkind. You would do well to apologize to @carpie and answer his original question about what you've been up to for the past few months.
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I haven't been up to anything.
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@Bussy-boy wasn't trying too be unkind, @Bussy-boy thought you may have heard about the things @Bussy-boy did and be interested too learn about @Bussy-boy's experiences.
@Bussy-boy is sorry if I've upset you.
white extinction is long overdue
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Rslur, its made by waffles not leafs
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