Oh my god shut up about the colored people in the Miami video game AAAAAAHHHHHHH :carptrollgun:

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The funniest image is the one with all black people on the beach. That is so stupid. Black people don't really go to the beach. They hate the water and don't want to sit in the sun I guess. It's all tourists, white people, and latinx. Some black people of course but it's never the whole beach like that lmao


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No. Wrong. So fricking wrong.

For 2 weeks each March, every black person east of the mississippi and south of the mason-dixon line comes to Miami and for 6-10 days, every day, they stand in a massive group precisely halfway between the water and the inland edge of the sand and get completely fricked up. This is a well-studied but still mysterious phenomenon because - as you correctly stated - outside of these 2-3 weeks, researchers have observed that they largely fear all large bodies of non alcoholic fluids.

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but do they go in the water?

i thought black people couldn't swim.

like seriously.

also black women don't want to frick up their hair.

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They're related. Black people don't know how to swim because black women don't want to get their hair wet.

Since black moms don't want to get their hair wet, and black dads don't really exist, black kids never get to hang out at the beach or the pool, so they don't learn how to swim.

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but do they go in the water?

No, like i said, they congregate in a huge mass exactly halfway between the water and the inland edge of the pavement. They're on the sand, and make a show of exhibiting racous happiness that they're "on the beach", but no one participating in this annual migration ritual ever actually gets any closer than that to the water

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fascinating :marseythinkorino:

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Weird. I've never seen that but I admit I haven't been to South Beach in years. I went there in my 20s all the time but later on stuck to Ft. Lauderdale beach because it's more chill.


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I hope theres a chud programmer who scripted the beach blacks to not go in deep water.

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If we're being real, you find a black guy to buy drugs on the beach. They are the dealers.

I miss my Miami beach shenanigans fr fr.


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